the problem with.....part 3

parties





we all love them in general (appart from wakes.....whats the point... they're dead! doesnt matter how good the tunes are, they wont wake up).



the colaberation of social setting (usually someones house), the beer (self explanitory, although the stronger the better), and the friends (the least important componant AFTER they've given you the beer). often, party's are defined by the music that gets played, and the people that turn up.....not too posh....no slappers/tarts



they can be big or small and yet still have the same epic qualities as the other. magical times where no-one gives a damn, and even the more... 'larger' people.... get up and shake their posterior to the rhythem of the beat....even though we wish they wouldnt..



having said that....there are 2 downsides to this:

1) (the fat people dancing, we've covered)

2) the clean-up



clean-up is that brief period of time after the party where you wish you'd never said, 'fuck it, come round mine, we'll have a laf'... its also the time when you realise who you should never invite again, and who your true friends are;



the people you should never invite again are the people who thought that they could break what they want, because they're retarded and have no morals or respect.....gwyn (oj dude!)



and you're true friends...the ones you knew would stand beside you throughout....the ones you can depend upon for anything in the world.......well, they can all be indentified by the fact they all pissed off early so as to avoid the clean-up process...only aquaintances stay and to their bit before buggerin off to sleep....somewhere...



anyways....just try and get some sleep dude, and be gratefull your not this guy in the background ----->





















THOUGH FOR THE DAY!!!!

the film GI Joe, is coming out soon......does anyone else think Britain should retaliate by making an Action Man film?

and to Tim....my favourite revel is the coffee one, much to other people's distaste


thanks for the questions, and keep 'em coming

CRA