Saturday, 12 September 2009

the problem with..... part 10

keeping on

have any of you ever looked at what you do daily, your routine, the way things work around you?
well i have, and i can safly say (even though i really cant spell today), im sick of it all. im bored. so bored. so very very bored. everything seems to be going stale around here. no-one wants to break free. the same old repetitive lifestyles are up and down the road, with no enthusiasm shown in any walk of life.
keeping on is what makes us human..... but too much can make us robots.

this is the reason that i am going to attempt to do as many things as possible to rekindel friendships, cause some friction, and basicly make the world a more exciting place...... this could just mean that some of us get together every now and then and just go get completly shit faced and neglect giving a toss =P

the ball will start rolling next friday, with a lil camping trip.....only up caerphilly mountain (avoiding the dogging areas), and only a small group of people. booze, people, tents, music....etc
just to get away from it all, all be it for a day.

if anyone has any ideas for something we could do to have some fun....let it be known.... sort it....get something done so that we dont become stagnant mindless people.

suggestions:
1) orgy
2) paintballing
3)another orgy
4).... etc


thought for the day
thanks karan for an awsome night last night.....sorry i got a bit (lot) drunk xx
happy birthday today though hun xx

question for the day
how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a road enthusiast?

heads-up for the day
camping up the mountain on friday
and im on the roads as of tomorrow.....be affraid, be very very affraid


ciao bitches!

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

the problem with.....part 9

in a vague attempt to return to the 'one every 2 days' rule:
the problem with religious leaders

i wanted to talk to you lot about something that has bamboozled me, perplexed me, and has followed my thoughts for at least 10.... minutes... or so.....give or take 9...

i just dont get it.....
i get the fact they are icons of a particular religion and all that jazz... i get it that they have been selected by their god, or gods..... but what i dont get...what i truly cant get my head around is...

whats the point?

i was always brought up to understand that god (in this case) was everywhere (the dirty bastard), and he was as contactable as a whore on a sex line...... never too busy, as long as you keep the faith and stay on the line long enough.

so my question, what is the point, is brought about by the fact that ANYONE can get hold of him/her/them/it....so whats the purpose of a leader, such as the pope? what possible value does he hold in religious society, appart from he was chosen by god to wear a hat that should have gone out in the charity bag......yes he leads, but why? dont people have enough self control by following the 'Almighty'?

apparently not..... they believe in some heavenly supernatural being, but put in charge someone who is all too human. what kind of person puts a human before their god?..... apparently, anyone who's catholic.....or has any kind of leader, be it parishiner, vicar, guru, iatola....et al.

question for the day
why do religious people, in your opinion do this? what do they achieve by having a 'middle-man'?

thought for the day
have you ever wondered what it would be like to go to the most wonderfull place on heaven and earth? to experience shear joy and jubilation?...... neither have i....which is why i want to go to the cadburys factory on a tour before the americans buy it :(

heads-up for the day
ino i said it was party time on friday, but unless you've been invited: if your names not down, you're not comin in..... soz for the false hope
and also its dans funeral on friday, 10:30 at st martins church......NO BLACK. red and white (for wales).

CRA BITCHEZ! :P

Sunday, 6 September 2009

the problem with.....part 8

bar myths

simply....most of them are bollocks.....plane and simple.

i think my favourite and most heared myth is that most humblest of any heavy drinker.... the myth that if you drink beer (or any alcoholic beverage for that matter), you get drunk easier.

lets just clear this up once and for all.....the only reason people get more drunk after drinking alcohol through a straw is beacause you actually DRINK MORE while testing the myth for an ounce of fact or truth....

simply, if you try it, you end up drinking more alcohol instead of less, as you planned, and you end up only taking in mouthfulls of tasty, tasty, cooling, froth, after every suck of the straw.
which is alright if you you like bubbles, but not alright if you just like getting bladdered..... for this i recommend shots:

tequilla slammer, and black zambooka....very nice

question for the day
whats the best alcoholic drink you've ever had? none of this bullshit, 'but i dont even know what alcohol is!'.....your innocent puppy face doesnt work with me bitch, speak up!
personally mine is MYTHOS....its greek....its a lager beer, and it is lush. wa bout you lot?

thought for the day
i will be on the road soon. i will have my own car, with my own insurance policy. i will be aiming to be free by at most, christmas......... no this isnt me boasting..... this is a public warning....
unlike when i went solo in gliding, i will be able to hit you without having to land/stop.... although this constitues a HEADS UP....i felt the need for thought was more applicable for the time being
you have been warned

heads-up for the day
2 for today: first, karens party is on friday...... alcohol, friends.... sounds like the night i got stacy pregn....

and secondly, im not available on sundays for the forseable future due to me having driving lessons, the first one being on sunday 13th september, and continuing till i either give up, crash, or pass..... the bets are being taken as to which of those 3 happens first



CRA (comment rate appreciate, for those of you just tuning in)