bar myths
simply....most of them are bollocks.....plane and simple.
i think my favourite and most heared myth is that most humblest of any heavy drinker.... the myth that if you drink beer (or any alcoholic beverage for that matter), you get drunk easier.
lets just clear this up once and for all.....the only reason people get more drunk after drinking alcohol through a straw is beacause you actually DRINK MORE while testing the myth for an ounce of fact or truth....
simply, if you try it, you end up drinking more alcohol instead of less, as you planned, and you end up only taking in mouthfulls of tasty, tasty, cooling, froth, after every suck of the straw.
which is alright if you you like bubbles, but not alright if you just like getting bladdered..... for this i recommend shots:
tequilla slammer, and black zambooka....very nice
question for the day
whats the best alcoholic drink you've ever had? none of this bullshit, 'but i dont even know what alcohol is!'.....your innocent puppy face doesnt work with me bitch, speak up!
personally mine is MYTHOS....its greek....its a lager beer, and it is lush. wa bout you lot?
thought for the day
i will be on the road soon. i will have my own car, with my own insurance policy. i will be aiming to be free by at most, christmas......... no this isnt me boasting..... this is a public warning....
unlike when i went solo in gliding, i will be able to hit you without having to land/stop.... although this constitues a HEADS UP....i felt the need for thought was more applicable for the time being
you have been warned
heads-up for the day
2 for today: first, karens party is on friday...... alcohol, friends.... sounds like the night i got stacy pregn....
and secondly, im not available on sundays for the forseable future due to me having driving lessons, the first one being on sunday 13th september, and continuing till i either give up, crash, or pass..... the bets are being taken as to which of those 3 happens first
CRA (comment rate appreciate, for those of you just tuning in)
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