yes, another aspect of my personality came to light today as i sat eating sweeties at a wedding....apptly, the sweets were love hearts!
as i sat eating the bloody addictive bastards (c'mon....once you start eating a pack, you cant stop....much like 'After Eights', 'Chocolate Orange', 'Matchmakers'....et al.), it suddenly came to my attention that i was reading the words on them.....and then actually saying things to counter what they said....
one example of this: one of them said 'YOU'RE MINE'.....to which i replied, 'i beg to differ...'....and i ate it. i'd realised i was fucked in the head....but replying in a nasty way, to inanimate confectionary is probably 1 step beyond the normal nutter.
comments?
also, i'd like to thank mark and stacey for inviting me to their wedding. fantastic day, to be fair, even if the weather turned a bit towards the end. great to see you all again, because its not often that that side of the family groups together like that....seen's there are so bloody many :P
anyways, thanks, and congratulations :D
now, final bit of jargon before i leave you: im on AREA 2 TRAINING DAY tomorrow with cadets, and then as of monday, im on camp.....this does mean i'm fully booked up untill the 24th, and yes i will be missing playing basketball in the millenium stadium (much to my dissappointment)
i will however be having much more fun though; im sorry.... if this is how cool it was last year (and the show was cancled) i wanna see it when its on:
i will be contactable on the usuall number though, if anything dramatic does happen.... and a word of advice.... gwyn: dont be silly, wrap your... (you finish it off)
now: thought for the day!
will anyone miss me when im gone? :P
and now seriously: if anyone could start over again....if anyone could be what they wanted to be.... if anyone could start something, a trend of sorts.....
then what flavour ice-cream would you be! (an immense question i know)
chilli and chocolate? spinich? human?.....u decide, and get back to me :D
CRA
Saturday, 11 July 2009
Thursday, 9 July 2009
the de-sensitised generation
get out
so what i wanted to talk to you about today is the increasing number of spoofs/fake films that have being created in recent years. we've all seen films like 'scary movie', 'not another teen movie' and 'epic movie' (scary movie and NAT movie are the only good ones....the rest seem to TRY to emulate them....but fail)
the most recent of these are LVK (lesbian vampire killers), and Jenifers body (ive included this....not really knowing if it is a spoof or an actuall serious production)
LVK of course features james horne and mathew cordon.......an absolutly fantastic film....complete fun, and well... AWSOME... this is high praise from me coz i really dont watch many films, as i have the attention span of a dal...
OH LOOK A PUPPY!
and now i approach the topic of Jennifers body (no, that wasnt intentionally ment to sound sexual....but by god, its staying!). this film can be summed up in two simple, hot, bi-sexual words....... megan fox
this film has the appearance of a spoof with the language, but somehow seems to use the graphics you'd expect to find in a genuine horror..... confusion untill i see the film, i guess
basicly the story goes....hot girl who is inhibited by the devil (so shes horny on the inside ;] ), goes around killing boys for no apparent reason, then suddenly turns and starts killing girls too...
and she says this one line that makes every guy jizz: its when she turns on this girl who was her friend;
MF: (approaches the girl)
girl: what are you doing? i thought you only killed guys!?
MF: i go both ways
that last line......pure gold
now....thought for the day! :D
do you think, as a population, we are becoming de-sensitised to horror and gore due to these spoof films, making it [horror and gore] seem less offensive to what we would normal percieve as horror... thus making it socially acceptable by adding comedy?
CRA XD
so what i wanted to talk to you about today is the increasing number of spoofs/fake films that have being created in recent years. we've all seen films like 'scary movie', 'not another teen movie' and 'epic movie' (scary movie and NAT movie are the only good ones....the rest seem to TRY to emulate them....but fail)
the most recent of these are LVK (lesbian vampire killers), and Jenifers body (ive included this....not really knowing if it is a spoof or an actuall serious production)
LVK of course features james horne and mathew cordon.......an absolutly fantastic film....complete fun, and well... AWSOME... this is high praise from me coz i really dont watch many films, as i have the attention span of a dal...
OH LOOK A PUPPY!
and now i approach the topic of Jennifers body (no, that wasnt intentionally ment to sound sexual....but by god, its staying!). this film can be summed up in two simple, hot, bi-sexual words....... megan fox
this film has the appearance of a spoof with the language, but somehow seems to use the graphics you'd expect to find in a genuine horror..... confusion untill i see the film, i guess
basicly the story goes....hot girl who is inhibited by the devil (so shes horny on the inside ;] ), goes around killing boys for no apparent reason, then suddenly turns and starts killing girls too...
and she says this one line that makes every guy jizz: its when she turns on this girl who was her friend;
MF: (approaches the girl)
girl: what are you doing? i thought you only killed guys!?
MF: i go both ways
that last line......pure gold
now....thought for the day! :D
do you think, as a population, we are becoming de-sensitised to horror and gore due to these spoof films, making it [horror and gore] seem less offensive to what we would normal percieve as horror... thus making it socially acceptable by adding comedy?
CRA XD
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
who the hell do you think i am?
babe....you were good..... but i was fantastic
so today i wanted to talk about modesty...........
im ONLY JOKING people......t'would be an oxymoron for me (a bloke without much modesty) to talk about such a straining subject..... so instead im going to talk about accents
accents define our area of living........ and people's perception of us (be that of our social status or class.....). they're subliminally quite important features of our personality's.
some of us love our accents whereas others dispise them. my own accent seems to be a combination of english and welsh, but seeing as i live in a valley with quite a soft welsh accent anyway, it seems to fit... this is compared to the harsher versions of the welsh accent from the rhymny valley (where every sylable sounds like a threat), or the north walien accent (where it sounds like everyone has swallowed their voice)
no matter where you're from though, you cant help but listen out for an accent. it identifies who you're talking to.......so, as you become familiar with accents of friends and family, on things like msn, you read things from them and imagine them saying it, in their voice (or is this just me?)
anyways.......recently, ive started talking to a few irish and scotish people on MSN. there's about 5 of them, and i've only actually met 2 of them......so, i can imagine the voice of two of them..... but the other 3.....clueless
i've concocted accents for them, based on display pics, language used, and stereotypical irish and scotish things i see:
problems with this:....... their display pics change daily, and therfore i make them sound posh 1 day, and (their equivalent) chav the next....
also, they seem to come up with new words every day for different things..... ie: 1 day they might be good, the next great, the next 'grand'.......
and finally.....all i can think of when working out these accents are either dara o'brien, or sir jackie stewart.....not exactly the crucial feminin i was looking for, but as close as ive got..
so.....worst case scenario for me is they either sound nothing like the voices i invisaged......or they sound EXACTLY like a middle age scotish/irish, quite chavy (yet quietly posh), bloke......
jolly good........ though for the day
do you do this? imagine people who are saying whatever it is they've written......ie, me reading this blog
lemmie know :P
CRA
so today i wanted to talk about modesty...........
im ONLY JOKING people......t'would be an oxymoron for me (a bloke without much modesty) to talk about such a straining subject..... so instead im going to talk about accents
accents define our area of living........ and people's perception of us (be that of our social status or class.....). they're subliminally quite important features of our personality's.
some of us love our accents whereas others dispise them. my own accent seems to be a combination of english and welsh, but seeing as i live in a valley with quite a soft welsh accent anyway, it seems to fit... this is compared to the harsher versions of the welsh accent from the rhymny valley (where every sylable sounds like a threat), or the north walien accent (where it sounds like everyone has swallowed their voice)
no matter where you're from though, you cant help but listen out for an accent. it identifies who you're talking to.......so, as you become familiar with accents of friends and family, on things like msn, you read things from them and imagine them saying it, in their voice (or is this just me?)
anyways.......recently, ive started talking to a few irish and scotish people on MSN. there's about 5 of them, and i've only actually met 2 of them......so, i can imagine the voice of two of them..... but the other 3.....clueless
i've concocted accents for them, based on display pics, language used, and stereotypical irish and scotish things i see:
problems with this:....... their display pics change daily, and therfore i make them sound posh 1 day, and (their equivalent) chav the next....
also, they seem to come up with new words every day for different things..... ie: 1 day they might be good, the next great, the next 'grand'.......
and finally.....all i can think of when working out these accents are either dara o'brien, or sir jackie stewart.....not exactly the crucial feminin i was looking for, but as close as ive got..
so.....worst case scenario for me is they either sound nothing like the voices i invisaged......or they sound EXACTLY like a middle age scotish/irish, quite chavy (yet quietly posh), bloke......
jolly good........ though for the day
do you do this? imagine people who are saying whatever it is they've written......ie, me reading this blog
lemmie know :P
CRA
Sunday, 5 July 2009
kiss ass
people of the world, spice up your life....... i recommend paprika
(what the hell happened to the weather!)
today i wanted to talk to you about the group of people who think their tounge is a rectile thermometer.... the kiss ass'ers.
this is the band of jolly people who follow the higher and highest ranked/priveliged persons around, till the cows come home, not only to supple on all the food they had last night, but to wipe, kiss and love their ass.
this, they believe, will stand them in good stead for improving their own status, convieniently forgetting that they have no personality and will laughed at by the rest of the natural, non robotic world.....they believe that if they sit there and dont ask questions then they will get to where they want to go.
and the thing is....these 'yes-men' DO get to where they want to go......but only to a point.
they NEVER get to see the actual boss...and they NEVER seem to get what they fully desire....
it has come to my attention that i only have 10 minutes to write and publish this blog, before my '1 every 2 days' rule expires...
so....howdy doody to you all on this fine day(what the hell happened to the weather!)
today i wanted to talk to you about the group of people who think their tounge is a rectile thermometer.... the kiss ass'ers.
this is the band of jolly people who follow the higher and highest ranked/priveliged persons around, till the cows come home, not only to supple on all the food they had last night, but to wipe, kiss and love their ass.
this, they believe, will stand them in good stead for improving their own status, convieniently forgetting that they have no personality and will laughed at by the rest of the natural, non robotic world.....they believe that if they sit there and dont ask questions then they will get to where they want to go.
and the thing is....these 'yes-men' DO get to where they want to go......but only to a point.
they NEVER get to see the actual boss...and they NEVER seem to get what they fully desire....
oh my dear god.....something amazingly convienient has just happened (no not me learning to spell) ..... i managed to accidentally link two blogs! :O XD (see religion)
and now for the though of the day........
would you kiss someones rectile sphyncter to get where you wanted to go in life?
let me know in a video post, if possible :P
CRA XD
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