hey hey everybody. i hope if you went to the party last night you're all ok now...if not, more fool you :)
im starting up a lil ranting thing, pretty much stealing the idea from 'grumpy old men'.
so today i thought i'd mention (off the back of last night) alcohol
all you seem to see in newspapers and magazines is alcohol abuse mixed with teenagers. this fun combination seems to attract worldwide attention and none in the possitive aspect. i believe firmly that the reason people get pissed is because of two very distinct reasons:
1) they're douchebags
2) they dont respect alcohol.
now respect for anything essentially deadly is critical. if you dont respect it you end up fucking ill or doing something you wish you hadnt. its a fun life really, and if you want to spoil the party by blowing chunks and passing out.... well.... good for you, you fit the stereotype of a douche :)
however, if you're the person who, by contrast, knows their limits and doesnt try and get totally wrecked so you wanna do anything with a pulse, then well done... by contrast, you are boring and will probably never need your stomach pumped.... a waste of a good night, eh?
so my question for the day is, which catagory do you fall into?
thought for the day: where's the asprin?
CIAO
Saturday, 13 March 2010
well you know how i work by now
yes dear folks im blogging, which means only one thing: this is my last resort....
i came home early from the party (epic, and i loved the first couple of hours :) ), coz it turned into an event where i didnt feel comfortable.... basicly, it wasnt my scene.
also certain people seem drunk to the extent im no longer laughing with or at them, i just want to leave them alone and prey to god nothing happens.
otherwise, happy birthday mair ily lots like jelly tots XD
and happy birthday liam for tomorrow/today :) x (special present later ;P )
CIAO
i came home early from the party (epic, and i loved the first couple of hours :) ), coz it turned into an event where i didnt feel comfortable.... basicly, it wasnt my scene.
also certain people seem drunk to the extent im no longer laughing with or at them, i just want to leave them alone and prey to god nothing happens.
otherwise, happy birthday mair ily lots like jelly tots XD
and happy birthday liam for tomorrow/today :) x (special present later ;P )
CIAO
Thursday, 11 March 2010
how to deny reality
well seeing as though we could all do with closing the door for a bit and just taking some 'chill time' (and no, liam, that does not mean 'special YOU time'...), i decided to write this lil' plan of what to do if you need to escape, just for a while....
as you all know, shit does inevitably happen to the best of us (myself included), and there is no easy way of taking it. not one. some shit really does hit the fan and fly everywhere...the trick is getting out of the way in time so you dont get covered.
so, lets take a normal garden everyday situation....and then lets just say something bad happened beacuse i cant (frankly) be arsed to think of a semi-complex situation that wont ultimatly end up with at least one of my friends thinking, 'why did you write a blog about me'...
anyhoo, something bad has happened and you need to shut everything out and (as the title suggests) deny reality:
lets start off with the simple, 'no'.
it's an easy enough concept to grasp and as soon as you get into a situation which warrents it, im sure you'll use it to great effect.
the basic premise is to say no, alternatly, to the other person or persons involved in your conversation.
exempli gratia:
'i just heared what you said about me..'
'no i didnt'
'but i heared it..'
'no you didnt'
'i did, didnt i?'
'no you didnt...la de da de da'
by the end of this, not only do you convince yourself that the event never took place, but you also convince people around you too! that's the simple beauty of it all, you cant go wrong....unless the answer to the question is no, and in which case you should always just jump straight to 'la de da de da'.
but the main thing to take away is REPITITION IS KEY.
secondly, try the old 'close your eyes and melt away from the situation'.
rather effective at meetings and in intimate settings where you'd rather not be. all you do, is close your eyes and think of something else/somewhere else and imagine you're there. you may find clutching the bottom of a chair tightly, increases balance and stability while you're away with the fairies. music also helps to block out the irritating sound of conversation around you, and focus's your mind with great precision to give the effect that you are actually at an MCR gig.
thirdly (and before we get into this, i know it's a bit extreem and there's absolutly no going back from this, so you need to work out if this really is the best option and weigh up all the options no matter how small or insignificant they may seem....this really is the last resort and no going back)
you can always go and hang out with mates and just chill. real mates. proper mates. mates that dont shit on you anytime you do something bad.... revert to the good-old-days where friends helped friends, and you could beat your kids....
deny reality by being with the people time stands still for....so much so you get shouted at by your mum for being late home for tea. remember those days when reality was a myth?
if you can go back to those times... you've found the way to deny reality right there.
as you all know, shit does inevitably happen to the best of us (myself included), and there is no easy way of taking it. not one. some shit really does hit the fan and fly everywhere...the trick is getting out of the way in time so you dont get covered.
so, lets take a normal garden everyday situation....and then lets just say something bad happened beacuse i cant (frankly) be arsed to think of a semi-complex situation that wont ultimatly end up with at least one of my friends thinking, 'why did you write a blog about me'...
anyhoo, something bad has happened and you need to shut everything out and (as the title suggests) deny reality:
lets start off with the simple, 'no'.
it's an easy enough concept to grasp and as soon as you get into a situation which warrents it, im sure you'll use it to great effect.
the basic premise is to say no, alternatly, to the other person or persons involved in your conversation.
exempli gratia:
'i just heared what you said about me..'
'no i didnt'
'but i heared it..'
'no you didnt'
'i did, didnt i?'
'no you didnt...la de da de da'
by the end of this, not only do you convince yourself that the event never took place, but you also convince people around you too! that's the simple beauty of it all, you cant go wrong....unless the answer to the question is no, and in which case you should always just jump straight to 'la de da de da'.
but the main thing to take away is REPITITION IS KEY.
secondly, try the old 'close your eyes and melt away from the situation'.
rather effective at meetings and in intimate settings where you'd rather not be. all you do, is close your eyes and think of something else/somewhere else and imagine you're there. you may find clutching the bottom of a chair tightly, increases balance and stability while you're away with the fairies. music also helps to block out the irritating sound of conversation around you, and focus's your mind with great precision to give the effect that you are actually at an MCR gig.
thirdly (and before we get into this, i know it's a bit extreem and there's absolutly no going back from this, so you need to work out if this really is the best option and weigh up all the options no matter how small or insignificant they may seem....this really is the last resort and no going back)
you can always go and hang out with mates and just chill. real mates. proper mates. mates that dont shit on you anytime you do something bad.... revert to the good-old-days where friends helped friends, and you could beat your kids....
deny reality by being with the people time stands still for....so much so you get shouted at by your mum for being late home for tea. remember those days when reality was a myth?
if you can go back to those times... you've found the way to deny reality right there.
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
for justice, freedom, and america
it is a firm belief of mine that fat people and pharmasutical companies are both the same in certain aspects:
they are both immoral and driven by greed! (you show me otherwise....)
fat people are immoral because they knowingly fill themselves up with heart clogging, waist expanding, anus filling, causing-under-tit-sweat.... food. by doing so, they allow a potential evil to set foot in their lives.... heart disease being just one of them... being ugly is another..
as a result of this gluttony, they cause stress and strain on the NHS which would otherwise be using their services to provide healthcare for those who arent fat bastards and need to be saved.
(oh and if you pin all the blame on that 'glandular' problem, thats fine..... but get your fat arse out of the line at KFC ffs...)
and obviously, they are both driven by greed coz one wants cash and the other wants dohnuts.
Question for the Day
in other news, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the most and 1 being the least), how sad is it to drink alone? post below!
well thats about it from me today, sports fans, but remember... santa's always watching, so make sure you comment or dont expect to wake up to any shoes tomorrow.
CIAO
they are both immoral and driven by greed! (you show me otherwise....)
fat people are immoral because they knowingly fill themselves up with heart clogging, waist expanding, anus filling, causing-under-tit-sweat.... food. by doing so, they allow a potential evil to set foot in their lives.... heart disease being just one of them... being ugly is another..
as a result of this gluttony, they cause stress and strain on the NHS which would otherwise be using their services to provide healthcare for those who arent fat bastards and need to be saved.
(oh and if you pin all the blame on that 'glandular' problem, thats fine..... but get your fat arse out of the line at KFC ffs...)
and obviously, they are both driven by greed coz one wants cash and the other wants dohnuts.
Question for the Day
in other news, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the most and 1 being the least), how sad is it to drink alone? post below!
well thats about it from me today, sports fans, but remember... santa's always watching, so make sure you comment or dont expect to wake up to any shoes tomorrow.
CIAO
Sunday, 7 March 2010
all i needed was fight
if she reads this then good. ive just said what i needed to say to make you see how much im hurting inside.
to all those who dont know, im in love with beth ralph. for a few weeks now, ive been trying to adapt to the fact she has a very close male friend.... as you can tell this was not good for me. after i saw texts from these two i pointed out that this was not what i could deal with and i actually accused her of cheating on me with said friend. apparently i was wrong and i accept this..
later that week she did cheat on me with two different guys. i also accepted that this was more than i should have to deal with. i didnt walk away however because i do love her more than i could ever express in words. i brushed it asside.
however, the one thing my mind cannot get my head around is the closeness of beth and her friend. the reason: they have history and yet even though i am the boyfriend, she still flirts with him like they are going out with each other. i cant deal with it. if it's me being immature then fine, i am so so sorry and i cant tell you how much you dont deserve me.... but if it's not just me, then surly we should both have to adapt....
to all those who dont know, im in love with beth ralph. for a few weeks now, ive been trying to adapt to the fact she has a very close male friend.... as you can tell this was not good for me. after i saw texts from these two i pointed out that this was not what i could deal with and i actually accused her of cheating on me with said friend. apparently i was wrong and i accept this..
later that week she did cheat on me with two different guys. i also accepted that this was more than i should have to deal with. i didnt walk away however because i do love her more than i could ever express in words. i brushed it asside.
however, the one thing my mind cannot get my head around is the closeness of beth and her friend. the reason: they have history and yet even though i am the boyfriend, she still flirts with him like they are going out with each other. i cant deal with it. if it's me being immature then fine, i am so so sorry and i cant tell you how much you dont deserve me.... but if it's not just me, then surly we should both have to adapt....
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