the problem with.....part 4

the morning after the night before.....



dude....ouch



well, that's what happens (sorry, i'll speak quieter) if u stay out all night, and then only leave to avoid cleanin up your mess....



god damn it, i dont care where you managed to fit 5 bannanas after some much violent persuasion.... you're late man, get up!



right, here....take these, drink this, stop compaining, and get your arse out of bed..



NO YOU CANNOT HAVE AN EXTRA 5 MINUTES



do you want me to tell her what you did with those twin asian girls.....and that 1 guy?



oh you dont remember!....there's a bloody suprise..... when you had all those optics, i didnt think you would remember much...



#optics are the liquors you often see behind the bar....very alcoholic....and an optic chaser is when you mix a shot of each of the optics in a big glass.....usually adds up to a pint or so, of pure regret......(FYI)#



well c'mon.....crowds are waiting......

now lets annalyse your picture --->

you're now a fat slob, only-just retaining a job, gawping with the exciting prospect of another day, you've just shat yourself and you're proud, and you're gona die from liver failure in the next 10 minutes....due to 1 night out.... you discrace the name of binge drinker (and i can tell all that, just from your pic :P )

QOTD (question for the day)

Mair: if i could be any person, living of fictional, it would be a major religious leader from either islam or christianity..... basicly, i want to maipulate millions and millions of people to do stupid things in the name of something that may or may not exist, and remain blameless in the eyes of my people..... so religious icons are a perfect choice....especially those two religions, because they're the most violent and hysterical religions in the world

Tim: im not gona be in the country on results day unfortunatly, so i have no idea; however, if i do get wind, i'll let you know......


btw, if anyone is holding a party after the 28th, i wanna come drown my sorrows :P






my question today is: how many times have you people been completly rat-arsed....you know.... ABSOLUTLY WASTED





CRA


(and im out of the country....agen....for another 2 weeks, and wont be able to text this time)


see ya soon



(and sorry the blog is SO spaced out....mysterious blogging format.... stupid as fu..)

the problem with.....part 3

parties





we all love them in general (appart from wakes.....whats the point... they're dead! doesnt matter how good the tunes are, they wont wake up).



the colaberation of social setting (usually someones house), the beer (self explanitory, although the stronger the better), and the friends (the least important componant AFTER they've given you the beer). often, party's are defined by the music that gets played, and the people that turn up.....not too posh....no slappers/tarts



they can be big or small and yet still have the same epic qualities as the other. magical times where no-one gives a damn, and even the more... 'larger' people.... get up and shake their posterior to the rhythem of the beat....even though we wish they wouldnt..



having said that....there are 2 downsides to this:

1) (the fat people dancing, we've covered)

2) the clean-up



clean-up is that brief period of time after the party where you wish you'd never said, 'fuck it, come round mine, we'll have a laf'... its also the time when you realise who you should never invite again, and who your true friends are;



the people you should never invite again are the people who thought that they could break what they want, because they're retarded and have no morals or respect.....gwyn (oj dude!)



and you're true friends...the ones you knew would stand beside you throughout....the ones you can depend upon for anything in the world.......well, they can all be indentified by the fact they all pissed off early so as to avoid the clean-up process...only aquaintances stay and to their bit before buggerin off to sleep....somewhere...



anyways....just try and get some sleep dude, and be gratefull your not this guy in the background ----->





















THOUGH FOR THE DAY!!!!

the film GI Joe, is coming out soon......does anyone else think Britain should retaliate by making an Action Man film?

and to Tim....my favourite revel is the coffee one, much to other people's distaste


thanks for the questions, and keep 'em coming

CRA

a response: the problem with.....part 1 of a million

i received some questions from the aformentioned blog (yay, the system works :P )

XANTHE: Why are you so guarded?
answer: i dont fully know.... i think its probably because as much as i like to think it, i dont trust that many people....much less with all i know in my life. nothing catastophic has ever happened to me in my short yet somewhat productive existance....
i dont feel that anything would come from telling people all about me....im not that vain, i just act, hence the guardedness when something proper does come my way. as ive said many times before, im not special, im just me. its actually a pretty basic and sad existance with its ups and downs like any other. im a pretty depressing guy at heart too, and i would hate (truly now) to bring anyone to my level of pathetic depression.
answered enough? W/B

GWYN: Why don't you make a blog of your own 50 random questions, instead of asking us to question you in such a way?
answer: i cant be arsed :)

TIM: Is there a god?
answer: you bastard, you've picked a question that man has druled over for millenia......the answer is of no importance in the world....it's a case of pure argumentitive skill.
this is one of the rare cases where you literally cant say yes or no, based on current scientific evidence or religious evidence. if you are ignorant and base an answer upon science, then you will get a biased answer, and vise versa.
there is overwhelming evidence to suggest in BOTH ways.....and due to this, they damn near cancle each other out. science is currently working on theory's to explain the origins of the universe, based upon multi-dimentional and mulitiple universes. religion already has an anwser for the creation of the universe, in every religion. the fundimental questions have been answered by religion, and are currently being worked out and solved by scientific theorists, physicists, chemists, etc.
till science has evolved to a state where it can answer and provide evidence for a god, it's impossible to deem religion as either true or false.

but i leave you with this:
science adjusts it's views based on what's observed. faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

the problem with.....part 2

to continue this voyage of misunderstood-ness, cliche's, and stereotypes...

the problem with being butch:

it's amazing how people perceive masculinity in all its glorious forms (ish).... the definition of a man is how butch he is....how much torment he can endure in life to see him through.
of course, masculinity can be tested in several ways, and expressed in even more: you have the casuall fights, the friendly arm wrestles, and the playfull banter to hype yourself up to glorify you to the point of 'god-like' status.....

lets observe the latter of the 3....

if someone says something about someones mum.... the joker may receive a comment from the victim... either a comeback, or a verbal warning along the lines of, 'shut the f*** up or i'll kick your f****** head in you b****** c*** of an a*******'.

if someone asks (random thing i saw on the internet) what would you do if you knew you only had 1 day to live.... you may be replied to with several things all expressing masculinity:
.....i'd go kick some d***head's head in....
.....i'd go shag the hottest girl i could find....
.....i'd go get pissed with my mates....

all of which are lies....for example...here is my answer




i would sit in a corner and cry..... ALOT.

now i admit, i dont have the physique of a roman god, nor the inteligence to outwit any opponant.... but i can tell you that for a fact. (ive heared so many bull remarks off people trying to be butch....)


so my re-encarnated, THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!

if you had only 24 short hours in which to waste, before some godly image appeared and then carried you beyond the reaches of human perception, to another land without bounderies or limits, so much so, you would probably have limitless power and therefore would be able to complete the james bond game i've had since i was about 8 but could never really finish because i had the attention span of a ADHD suffering goldfish...........

what would you do?

post a comment, and mabey i'll give a damn :)

CRA mo-fo

XD