the problem with.....part 4

the morning after the night before.....



dude....ouch



well, that's what happens (sorry, i'll speak quieter) if u stay out all night, and then only leave to avoid cleanin up your mess....



god damn it, i dont care where you managed to fit 5 bannanas after some much violent persuasion.... you're late man, get up!



right, here....take these, drink this, stop compaining, and get your arse out of bed..



NO YOU CANNOT HAVE AN EXTRA 5 MINUTES



do you want me to tell her what you did with those twin asian girls.....and that 1 guy?



oh you dont remember!....there's a bloody suprise..... when you had all those optics, i didnt think you would remember much...



#optics are the liquors you often see behind the bar....very alcoholic....and an optic chaser is when you mix a shot of each of the optics in a big glass.....usually adds up to a pint or so, of pure regret......(FYI)#



well c'mon.....crowds are waiting......

now lets annalyse your picture --->

you're now a fat slob, only-just retaining a job, gawping with the exciting prospect of another day, you've just shat yourself and you're proud, and you're gona die from liver failure in the next 10 minutes....due to 1 night out.... you discrace the name of binge drinker (and i can tell all that, just from your pic :P )

QOTD (question for the day)

Mair: if i could be any person, living of fictional, it would be a major religious leader from either islam or christianity..... basicly, i want to maipulate millions and millions of people to do stupid things in the name of something that may or may not exist, and remain blameless in the eyes of my people..... so religious icons are a perfect choice....especially those two religions, because they're the most violent and hysterical religions in the world

Tim: im not gona be in the country on results day unfortunatly, so i have no idea; however, if i do get wind, i'll let you know......


btw, if anyone is holding a party after the 28th, i wanna come drown my sorrows :P






my question today is: how many times have you people been completly rat-arsed....you know.... ABSOLUTLY WASTED





CRA


(and im out of the country....agen....for another 2 weeks, and wont be able to text this time)


see ya soon



(and sorry the blog is SO spaced out....mysterious blogging format.... stupid as fu..)