not sutable for anyone over the age of alive

oh my god, kiss my jizz and call me sally!


how the fuck are you all? XD

for those of you who do still read these things, im attempting to retrace my steps and go back to the bad-old-days, of me saying what ever the hell i want, with all the expletives and crap spelling, thrown in for good measure and continuity.


so i shall continue as i originally ment to go on.....


how many people on this planet, truly appreciate the sunrise in the morning? how many people understand the bliss contained in the song from a bird in summer? how many people can truly say they have been touched by love?

and how many people think, 'how gives a toss about those, ive got PORN!'.....

i am the latter


recently ive tried to establish where i fit into a social role....and i got bored and decided i am what i am, and what i am needs no excuses......

then i snapped out of song, and realised i genuinly dont know where i slot in.... ive often been called a leader, but at the same time, ive been excluded by many and the masses.... this contradiction has flattered me in some ways, but mostly confused me and dismissed any confidence i may have got from just being apart of a group.....the sense of want and longing has been replaced by simple acceptance....nothing more.


and i was just wondering if this was the norm, and if society was like this with everyone, declining to dish out obvious roles to people. are we all apart of something bigger, or are we just the ants that walk around on the surface?


the other question is of course, how much DID i have to drink that night, when i thought of this... the answer.... probably far too much


so....brings us nicely onto the meat and two veg of this epic-in-comparison-to-recent-blogs-of-mine blog:


TFTD
where do you fit into the equation of society?

QFTD
i found myself in a contravertial dilemma yesterday...a conundrum of sorts:
a penguin and a sea lion.....which one is cuter? the penguine of course.....

after a fight (as it is nature...) the sea lion kills the penguin and eats the meat....now out of the two, which one is cuter? the sea lion, or the penguin carcuss? bear in mind the sea lion is now a cold blooded killer who's just killed a cute and innocent penguin....and the penguin is now bones

HUFTD
nothing coming up, so relax, take a chill pill and squeeze out that stick that's been up your arse for the past week....its all gravey

CRA!

steeped in irony

back from the brink of destruction and dispare, and here to do your mum once again..... yes, i have returned after yet another voyage of discovery.... and by god do i want to go again!

i went to Amport house, a moral leadership course/personal awareness course, where i was supposed to develope and control my moral leadership skills......

and enter the IRONY XD
me+morals=sit com

...if i could go on it again, the only thing i would change..... i'd take a condom....


also....on the train ride home, we all thought it a wonderfull idea to buy a 'cock ring' from on of the vending machines in one of the train stations......we only bought it to spark some contrivertial conversation, on the train, but only managed to succeed in making the elderly man behind me and Rhi, lean foreward slightly, every time he heard the words 'cock' and 'ring' in the same sentance..... strange bloke...

also, i am becoming aware that i have been using some scouser mannerisms apparently.... for the possible unintentional use of these.... i appologise profusly, in advance..... but tbh, they arent a bad bunch of people :P
ah well, its all good!

Thought Of The Day
what has been your greatest success to date?

Question Of The Day
what kind of pie is the one in 'American Pie'?

Heads-up Of The Day
frigging school.....god damn it..... and also, according to a couple of people, god is going to 'chastise me with a lightening bolt'....seriously, dont ask...


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i lick your.... ice cream..... and you can lick my lollipop