bit of a hottish topic today so sorry if you were expecting funny: thats the next 1

ive been getting a load of comments all over the internet from people asking me to either write a blog about religion, or NOT to write a blog about religion, and (quote) 'fall into that trap'...or...'make the same mistake' (unquote)
well tough....im doing the first :P

#achem...#

note to all:
i only write about religion from a 3rd person perspective, as i am 'waiting to be converted' (like a child at a sweet shop....you may enter, but never return)...... in doing so, i aim only to take the piss, and spark some contoversy and anger within my friendship groups and the outside world.....(hell its cold, lets create some friction XD

of course, all of this 'sinning' on my behalf is in a completly independant and profound way, opening your minds to taking the piss out of other religions....not just christianity (although seeing as though that seems to be britain's main stream religion, and it's forced down the throat of every primary school child (in wales at least), i feel slight annoyance against it and unfortunatly it bears the brunt of most of my insults and remarks....)

see.....my feelings are, you should make your own moral choices about what you believe in....but unfortunatly, if you are brought up with religion from an early age, you inherit your parent's moral religious standards and become 'religiously-conformist' (my word for today)....therefore, the religion keeps surviving, even if the conduct and morals are weak or shit....


im going to say something that on any other day i should be shot for.....i agree with france on something: religion and politics are kept separate. there is no secularisation in the french state schools, buisinesses or other political assets. religion is kept for YOUR time. the rest of life and community is kept for PEOPLE..... NOT BELIFE....... a humanistic point of view, but i appreciate it.

agree/disagree?

personally i think this is the way britain should move towards because it avoids major controversy and 'community awkwardness'..... everyone is a little bit racist and to say otherwise is a lie.... so to abolish, from everyday society, one of the key features that keeps communities slightly divided.... isnt that a good thing?

i respect but dissagree with religions..... they have immense power over people, offering them a view of the world and the entire spectra of belief..... but i agree with the scientific viewpoint more-so: im not wrong...neither are you.... seen as though we cant prove if we're right, i say just sit back and enjoy the view.

if there is a hell, and i meet the guy in charge of it...may he roast me like a pig..... i have no regrets in this life, and i could die happy with that knowlage, even if i knew there was a hell that i was destined to go to it.


anyway, my though for the day is simply this:

do you agree with france on this one? im not asking if you are religious, or your personal belife. all im asking for is a yes or no, really.

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like a clown in a maternity unit....a welcome change from the norm


and so to the buisness of choosing a topic to sexually hurass, only to be sued by it in tens of years from now, after its grown up..... oh wait....there's 1 now

ladies and gentlemen.....the catholic church
what a fun little organisation we've stumbled upon in our quest to seek out, and take the piss out of..
the organisation that only has one entrants question, for every choir boy, from the 'father':
'would you like to be a missionary....or spread eagle?'

so lets elaborate: you can pretty much go through your entire life commiting sin and crime wherever you go....as long as you confess.... and toss some beads about......

so basicly... a life of romping, murdering and downright rudeness....and al is forgiven by bragging about it to some dude you dont see, and wearing jewelry

AWSOME :D

and whats the price of all this?.......you have to take turns being analy drilled by the pope....

totally worth it

(btw, ino this is blasphemous.....but i dont care :D )



i cant be arsed tonight: thought for the day!!!!!!

how do you 'fridgerate' something in order for it to be necessary to purchase a RE-fridgerator?


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