to continue this voyage of misunderstood-ness, cliche's, and stereotypes...
the problem with being butch:
it's amazing how people perceive masculinity in all its glorious forms (ish).... the definition of a man is how butch he is....how much torment he can endure in life to see him through.
of course, masculinity can be tested in several ways, and expressed in even more: you have the casuall fights, the friendly arm wrestles, and the playfull banter to hype yourself up to glorify you to the point of 'god-like' status.....
lets observe the latter of the 3....
if someone says something about someones mum.... the joker may receive a comment from the victim... either a comeback, or a verbal warning along the lines of, 'shut the f*** up or i'll kick your f****** head in you b****** c*** of an a*******'.
if someone asks (random thing i saw on the internet) what would you do if you knew you only had 1 day to live.... you may be replied to with several things all expressing masculinity:
.....i'd go kick some d***head's head in....
.....i'd go shag the hottest girl i could find....
.....i'd go get pissed with my mates....
all of which are lies....for example...here is my answer
i would sit in a corner and cry..... ALOT.
now i admit, i dont have the physique of a roman god, nor the inteligence to outwit any opponant.... but i can tell you that for a fact. (ive heared so many bull remarks off people trying to be butch....)
so my re-encarnated, THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
if you had only 24 short hours in which to waste, before some godly image appeared and then carried you beyond the reaches of human perception, to another land without bounderies or limits, so much so, you would probably have limitless power and therefore would be able to complete the james bond game i've had since i was about 8 but could never really finish because i had the attention span of a ADHD suffering goldfish...........
what would you do?
post a comment, and mabey i'll give a damn :)
CRA mo-fo
XD
um spend some good time on facebook :-)
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perhaps, I would go see people. Dunno, would you really be arsed to go around to see everybody
to be honest, you'd spend the first few hours denying it completely, maybe deny it until you die....therefore you'd have a normal day with a lot of worrying
I'd prefer to be out doing stuff though before I die. I would not want to work in any case =]
If I had 24 hours...
ReplyDeleteJulian would enjoy it ;D
I would spend it with the people I care about, whoever that happens to be at the time.
ReplyDeleteAlso I would eat a lot of chocolate.