how the hell is Bebo still up and running???

hello esteemed guests of mine, another edition of my life in words coming straight to you from the back of my trousers.

i'd like to start off, if i may (although it's my blog so fuck you anyway...), with some good news for me: it's my one year anniversary with Beth! adore her lots.

and now i'd like to move on..... because i can.... to my title/questiony thingy..
HOW ON GOD'S EARTH DOES BEBO STILL EXIST!!!!
Bebo is dead for 99% of the internet using population, HOWEVER, the 1% are making up for this shortcoming.
Bebo of course was one of the first major social websites dedicated to every aspect of someones life...and it's great while you're 11/12/13 or so... but after the next logical step was a Myspace.... which again was pretty much the same genre of activity. Myspace is dead. why isnt Bebo?!

all this was sparked by an invitation to a group called 'scottish babes 2k11', which is similar to every other invite i've received in the last few years.... which leads me to believe that the only people who use bebo are either paedophiles looking for fresh meat, or scottish noobs who've just logged on for the first time.

either way, something must be done to educate these poor bastards who have nothing better to do than create a self esteem raising fan page which inevitably fails when they realise they're the only user and no-one has accepted them, thus leaving them vulnerable, lonely and susceptible to paedophiles, looking for fun by raising said noob's self esteem...

this is why i believe bebo should be LOGGED OFF! perverts and 11 year olds use it. NEITHER should use it.
if anyone can counter this argument, i will be more than happy to oblige in hand to hand combat to the death.

IN OTHER NEWS
i have come to the staggering conclusion that i am not the only one with bad drinking habbits, so FUCK YOU to those who bitch about me and have a go at me. sort yourself out first.
also, designated driver is essentially lower than whale shit, on a night out....and you feel like it too, especially when other people have incredibly bad social drinking styles and attitudes.
next time, i'm getting WASTED!


any-whoo...
time for me to go now, as a village in Cambodia needs someone to laugh at them.
night all!!