sweet music in my ears of a summers day, may all my troubles fade away
like the chorus of the morning bird; now is gone: need not say a word...
or something like that :P
welcome dear fellows to another thrilling installment of 'look who cant spell words with more than 3 syllables'! today we'll be looking into dyslexia, and why it affects people (more specificly, me....but only when i'm writing blogs...)
but first, an appology: im sorry..... my last blog depressed some of you who read it (well its only going to be those who read it....durr). it was an emotional outburst which i will try and keep to myself....i realise that some of you readers (though few) must be wondering why im not funny anymore....well, for this, i also appologise....and i also say, 'fack off and what a comedian' :D
and so to business ladies and jellyspoons..... what a day to be alive hey XD
and have you heared........Ayatollah Khamenei thinks the UK is evil and unacceptable.....
i couldnt agree more you bastard
just check out this video on the BBC website:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8109303.stm
shit.......
so lets get this straight: the americans won the war in iraq..... we arent very good in the olympics..... we usually suck at eurovision..... (we pretty much fail at most things)..... BUT.....we are THE MOST evil western country.... (a small victory i feel XD......go us! (no not US) )
last time i checked, evil was a matter of perspective, and to condemn someone to the status of evil was both slanderous and fucking mean.... i reacon we should start a war against Ayatollah Khamenei .... not iran..... just him...
launch all of the UK and US's best military wepons, and aim them at his house....or cave.... whatever (yes this can be mildly construed as racisum.....but look, im still writing so this must prove something....i dont actually give a toss)
who want BBQ :P
no back to the usuall, less depressive, 'thought for the day!!!!!!'
short and sweet:
is it me, or does Grace Jones look like a transvestite....and a bad 1 at that.....
just look at this picture (adding pics doesnt work today for sum bloody inconvinent reason)
http://www.kalamu.com/bol/wp-content/content/images/grace%20jones%2015.jpg
so.....as ever: CRA (comment, rate, appreciate)
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ReplyDeleteI know! I watched that news and I felt so... So... PROUD OF THE UK! I know, that despite there being so many other major powers in the world and our power getting smaller and smaller as well as our influence upon the world as a whole...
WE ARE THE MAJOR POWER OF EVIL.
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
I feel so patriotic right now. We rock -has tears in eyes-. Having a moment here.
Also, he thinks we're evil because we don't adhere to religious rules within our government.
I mean, WHAT THE HECK? GOVERNMENT AND RELIGIOUS LEADERS ARE MEANT TO BE SEPARATE. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! Government laws are meant to cater to the needs of all, and religion only caters to the needs of a few select people, and basically kills/condemns the rest despite all of them having the 'love the world' theory.
OH YEAH? THAT FAILED.
i believe the point he was making is, we dont follow the laws of the land, set down by religion...as we take most of the laws from the christian holy book
ReplyDeleteI want BBQ :)
ReplyDeleteand errr i really dont like the look of Grace Jones :S
so yeah tranny
and yeah
soooo
woo!
um
bye