our main headline tonight: trag...

....when he was found, investigators were baffled as to how he managed to fit that many hamsters up there....a medical mystery, no doubt...

so hello to all the chicks and dudes who so are kind enough to grace me with your presence....it almost turns me on to think your reading this XD

so how are you all? good?....yeah im alright ai, ta :)

isn't it funny, that no matter how many blogs you put up, people only want to read the ones with gratuitous violence and pictures of stupid Americans......naturally, to put these on would be degrading to a blogs integrity and reputation......so keep scrolling down people! :D


i had the urge today (yes it felt very good), to talk to you people about music. music is a wondrous invention, which can trace its origins back to eternity. it has the striking power for make people smile, make people cry, make people love, make people hate....it has such power, and can be manipulated so easily.....its enough to make you want to jizz (in your pants)

and this is what i wanted to talk to you specifically about...(no i dont want to speak of beethoven, bach...not even gilmore, clapton, vai..... not even oasis, killers, kaisers, FOB.....the list goes on and on...).....i want to talk to you about a stream of music people try to tap into to gain pubic support, get people laughing, and get people interested..... this branch is: Comedy RAP... aka: 'CRAP'

this new found way of getting through to the younger generations, was thought about when rap was first on the 'scene', in world war 1......since then, it has developed from the hyme 'slap my bitch up' (first sung in the trenches...a classic im sure you'll agree), to the modern day tosh such as 'ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny'...

(dont have a go at me, i used to like it before one physics lesson.....thanks to someone playing it, it became tedious and tiresome....this person shall remain nameless for legal reasons...)

so thanks to mair destroying my love of 'CRAP' .....i have decided to have a slight snipe at it.....

the point im really trying to make is that comedy raps are all well and good....when done by funny people!.....not the US govenment (i must fancy them or something, coz im on about them all the time!). these cheesy bastards made a rap about cenitor john mackain....('s chips)

anyhoo, these 'musical friggin genious's' decided that a rap would really help him convey his points to the younger american nation.... if i could find the vidio i would put it up, but the only version on youtube got taken down due to legal debate....no shit....coz it really was shit



a word to the bastards set about destroying a once great genre: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE IT TO PEOPLE WITH COMIC TALENT!










now finally, time for 'thought of the day'!

todays thought is brought to you by those almost happy-chappies on the wrong side of the border.....thats right..... the english have made themselves credible respectable citicens once again (almost as credible as my spelling....or how incredibly bad it is!)

two english football fans in Cologne lost their car after mistakenly thinking they had parked it on a road called 'One Way Street'. the pair wrote down 'Einbahn Strasse' - which means one-way street in german- so they didn't forget where they'd left the hire car. but when they came to find it again they found that every second street in the inner city was called 'Einbahn Strasse'.
it was only when they found a policeman that they were told the sign was to inform drivers that they were on a one-way street. they did eventually find they're care.....after the german police got involved, and several hours of looking.....

my question is; is this the problem with the english? (not the loosing things....like the will to live)
are the english so stuck up (i neglect to include the welsh, scots and irish, because we have been forced through the generations to learn fucking english instead of our original languages) that they fail to realise if you dont learn other peoples lanugages, you end up in the shizen... you cant just shout and point.....spreken zie deutsch? no of course you dont you FAGS! you're to lazy to learn 'gracias', so you just point and abuse! then you hope a euro tip is enough to excuse you from this miscariage of horse shit!

thats my rant....what do you think?
comment, rate, appreciate :P