...its a curse...

who let you back in!

i mean.....hello, and welcome to another edition of 'where is the dog'.....but seen as we havnt actually got any footage, just take my word for it....we found the dog.

anyhoo, let me greet you once again, to my jolly discourse, where we take great pride in fondling

the naughty parts of nitty-gritty topics such as sex, politics, and americans (in general, a separate species, in sure you'll agree). those of you who have the key skill of observation will notice that bollocks has yet to be said, with regards to the timings of my blogs being produced..... another 2 days....and another blog..... (i is chuffed XD )

one point of interest i have seen is that apparently these blogs are funny...(?!)....one nutcase has been quoted as saying, 'hillarious!'....she was soon put out of her misery, dont fear.

the only major suprise i have had thus far, in blogging, is the fact that i have found shit to talk about!

and, on the subject of shit talk, today, we will be looking at swearing....

we have many words to show a multitude of emotions and feelings.....but sometimes, damn isnt enough..... the most commonly used of these words is 'FUCK'.....a simple 4 letter word dating back, possibly (if i could be arsed, i would have found out), millions of years.

i think this video shows the versitility of this profound word:

any questions, any queries?

go fuck yourself :D

and now back to the real meat and two veg:

thought of the day mo-fo!

i was stunned and astounded this week by a startling resemblence to the lord jesus christ.....

actually i lied.....i wasnt....

this dear friends is the amitamy of stupidity from the worlds number 1 exporter of crap... america

god bless it, and all who avoid it...

anyways, this chestnut of a story is basicly that some stupidly religious guy, decided that a cheeto was in the shape of christ, and therefore was a sign!!!!!!! (wicked....im convinced) he said at first it looked like a dog, but then turned it upwards and discovered it was in fact......-dun, dun, dun- JESUS!

but wait, there's more!!!!.....this case is not isolated..... there have been several cases of 'cheesus' in the USA, and they all pretty much look like this:

its a shame you cant see the look of sincerity on my face as i try to understand these people....

so my question to you is......what should we do about american christian fundimentalists?

(massive fence around america has my vote)

peace out ya'll