and now to other news.....

ah, lady-boys and gentle-girls, welcome back to my boudoir of lust, greed and envy!

what a glorious day in paradise.....and hasnt been too bad here either :D

today was a mixture of summer sun, rain from spain, and football from where ever football was created. good friends, good conversation and good food/drink (all of which i nicked and scrounged from other people). quite a productive day i feel :)

as you're possible aware (or not, if i havnt told you), every 2 days, i will post to my blog....and every blog will be with regards to a different topic....sexy huh? ;)

today shall be no exception.....and guess what!?!

(just guess, i know you're all dying to know what it is!.........dont scrole down till you've guessed, for the love of god....)

thats almost right! well done!........yes, i have kept a promise and have added to my blog after two whole days!

and now children, allow me to teach you about love....(not in a michael jackson kinda way coz thats just sick, and to assume i would, would be slanderous and silly, because i cant be arsed to walk to each of your houses......i mean.... i have morals)

so........ todays lesson will be taken from the book of lurv......page 472, verse 3, line 17......

'and yay they did playeth footie, under the sun.....decided twas too hot,
under said sun, whereupon one did say to t'other...'fancy comin back to
mine?''

what we can learn from this passage, i feel, is that not only do we, as
humans, fancy a quicky when it gets too hot, but we also play football.....

thats just one example, but you get the jist.....i hope

in my opinion, love is a mixture of raw passion, unfathomable lust, wicked witt, and (in the exceptional case of rihanna and chris brown) some fucked up aggression....

:O omfg i said a naughty word.......well let me tell you something now, the rules of blogging are as free as the rules of love..... its ok when you do it to your blog, but......if you do it on someone elses......people end up dirty, displeased and used..... (not sure where hygine comes into it, but im sure it's theoreticly possible)

i'll be blunt.....love is the shiz.... i like love :P.......its like a rare wine: you see it, you want it..... if you take it, you might break the bottle and loose it forever.....if you walk in on it having sex with your best friend- its probably gone too...

but i do miss it....so....if anyone would like to apply for the possition of either lover (in both contexts), or even perhaps fuck-buddy....please leave a comment :D

but now!!!!!!!

yes dear friends, its time for 'thought of the day'....

todays thought is in two parts and comes from parliament:

1) has anyone ever thought that allister darling's eyebrows are either photo-shopped, or transplants? and...

2) there was the husband of an MP who claimed expenses for 2 pornographic DVD's.... does anyone think he could have been more effective in his spending by either;

• purchasing a stripper so there would be no evidence

or

• bought a mask for his obviously unattractive wife...

as ever: comment, rate, appreciate XD

im out!