contrary to popular belief, im not actually an alcoholic...(sorry to lie, straight off the bat). in fact, im usually the one looking after people at parties :)
(ok, fair enough, 2 blatent, bareface lies are enough for 1 blog, let alone them being in the opening bloody paragraph)
right, lets get down to it.....you all know me....so i shant bore you with the details which add together to make up my existance. this will meerly be an excersise to show that i havn't COMPLETLY lost touch with the concept of communication with fellow human beings (god knows i crave the attention!)
i suppose this could be a vague attempt to show the world my satirical genious; however, i forsee imediate problems with this plan as i am neither funny nor popular enough to make this exercise completly feasible......... (crap)
now, im sure you can tell from the outset that my spelling is abysmal and i should be put to death for it, but i like to think that by overcomplicating things with my 'linguistic ability', compensates just enough, so that i get away with it.
anyways, i think that by adding pieces day by day, i can fill you in on 'my story thus far' , and at the same time do damn near sod all typing :D
i will however try to leave you guys and dolls with a 'thought for the day' kin
da thing...
da thing...so, let us start as i mean to proceed, eh?
so here it is people: do you think that fat people should be allowed to befoul the landscape by wearing bikini's?
have fun thinking, and comment back :D
im out.....see ya
lush....ino
OMG. THAT PICTURE IS HIDEOUS.
ReplyDeleteI mean I know bikinis are meant to 'bare the skin' but there's just TOOO MUCH. RIGHT THERE -covers eyes-.
I'm not sizeist. Erm.
Your spelling is atrocious, but this is amusing, do continue xD
I am sure you know how I feel about fat people. I have a problem with them. I am not racist, or homaphibic but you but a fat person infront of me and I will abuse them.
ReplyDeleteAnd is it just me or is the one on the right only friends with them becuase they actually make her look skinny. Next to anyone else she would look humongous lol.
that's a fine first blog there lewy.
ReplyDeleteI just want to know where they took that picture! Something tells me it's in America somewhere.
Anyway that'd be my holiday planned.
bring it on ladies!
(by the way my mum walked passed with a total WTF look as I read this page, hehe)
That's a definite 'no' from me.....that kind of scene should be punishable by death...or intense exercise
ReplyDeletedude,ive been to a party with u, u r an alchie, u hid my hat in the breadbox
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