calon llan.....

hello world, and welcome to an exciting edition of my prestigious blog.....if you get a mention in this, or any other blog; congratulations! you win a prize.....self esteem XD (you have my permission to feel chuffed)

lets do a short and sweet blog today people....im tired and the world seems to be dragging its feet with guilt, depression, recession: commiseration across the nation (and any other shun words you can find in your pretty little heads)

today i wish to highlight a topic close to my heart, and one which is not sexist or elitist in any way.... yes....thats right.... male super sports :P
(sports in general)

nah, what i want to chat to you fellas and fel-lasses, is sport in all its glory. from the village team to the internatonal level, you can get involved in sport at any age...... mostly, these are done at an early age coz hip replacements cost a fuckin bomb for the NHS....

sport, like music, has the ability to form relationships, be them good or bad, and create fantastic team bonding, such as the '99' call* that wales made during the '80's....good times, good times

but i think the praise has to go to the ultimate winners in sport......america!
you see, these folks are amazing because they have won every single year, in the same sport....but lets not get nit picky, they have won the event EVERY YEAR...quite an achivement eh?

oh wait, my mistake, thats absolute bullshit.....they just call it the 'world series'! oh dear....america strikes again.....you know what, i think we should rise up...create a little school team, and challenge them for the title....then they can officially be known as 'world leaders' in baseball.....american football..... and pretty much all the crap sports


and no, coz im too lazy to write any more shit:


thought for the day! (dun da dun!)
brought to you by hovis
(another of my legendary lies...)

ok....pure and simple...... can you have a bread fetish....odd i know, but the point is, is it possible?
and if so, whats the strangest fettish ypu've ever heared of? let me and everyone else know!

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*btw for those who care, the 99 call was created by wales in the 80's just in case any fights broke out on the pitch in south africa.....if it was ever called (it was only called once but it was awsome) then every player and fan was to get involved in the biggest fight they wud hav.....against the oppostie team.......it was an organised way of kicking the shit into the other side essentially XD

oh ai, and calon llan can be heard at all major welsh sporting events.....ie: rugby..... hence the title