in a glaxy far far away, which some may call here, and in a time when bed is calling me from above, untill i get up to its level, whereupon it will be slighly below, i have come to the devistating conclusion that i should get my posterior in gear and partake in the writing of yet more drivle and dispare in a vague attempt at comedy and satire......

the reason for no punctuation is that i am a man attempting to break the world reading record and i feel that punctuation would act as speed bumps in the progression of this shear wonderous piece of crap that i doth beseach before me...... in other words, i cba...

so today i wish to speak of public servants in one form or another..... and concentrate upon lollipop ladies.

the humble lollipop lady (aka, 'traffic bitch'), is often found hanging around school areas when the kids are going in or out. her trademark is wearing yellow, and carrying a faux lollipop, which she uses to entice traffic to stop....

she actually uses it as an attractive looking staff, and shouts at the cars, 'i command you in the name of all that is holy, to either stop at the line or face a firy doom as i shoot you with a massive laser cannon hidden under my hi-vis..... touch these kids and i will touch you....'

so all in all, she is a world class paedofile....attracting small cars and infants to cross and stop by her for a period of time, only present when there is an abundance of children aged 3-15.... and she gets to dress in funky clothes..... my god... the traffic bitch has the best job in the world!

Thought for the day
if you or anyone you know IS a traffic bitch....im sorry... i just wanted you to know..

Question for the day
have you ever been temped to ask a lollipop lady to lick her lollipop?....

Heads-up for the day
school tomorrow.....that vile prison which becons us back into its cold embrace with no remorse or care for mortality, as we sink lower in our chairs, avoiding the teachers (old as the furniature).... only time will tell if it's worth it
but in the here and now, fuck em, and hava laff!

COMENT, RATE, APPRECIATE
XD

pointing out the obvious and oblivious