Saturday, 1 August 2009

the problem with.....part 1 of a million

as you can tell from my pre-amble, this is going to end up being quite a long blog.....

so lets begin!
today: the problem with secrets.....

now; if someone comes to me with, 'ive got a secret to tell you...', i automaticaly think, 'you utter tit'.
in my books, a secret is defined as, 'im not telling you because this information is not supposed to be leaked to the outside world', not, 'c'mon in and spread my life'...

the idea of a secret, surly, is to conseal information from the public domain, so why do people insist on passing it around! if i have a secret, i keep it secret....otherwise i dont call it a secret... its just a few words i dont want many people knowing in that particular order!

(god knows i dont have an overall problem with literacy in all its forms, and far be it from me to dictate what words we learnt in school.....except fuck..... that belongs to the world...)

so...what do i think should happen to these people who think everything they dont want their ex-best friend knowing, automatically qualifies as a secret?

shoot them... or at least punch them on the nose
this is what will happen when i atain power.....prey i have mercy on your souls #insert calas and evil laugh here#


question of the day:

im not going to ask a question: im gona open up the floor to you guys....each and everyone of you.... you ask the questions and i'll answer them, in detail, as much as i can. ANYONE can ask ANYTHING, and i WILL answer you all......

CRA

3 comments:

  1. OMG ANYTHING.
    pressure.
    I must not waste this opportunity.

    Here goes:
    Why are you so guarded?

    off you go.

    Go analyse yourself and get back to me.

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  2. Why don't you make a blog of your own 50 random questions, instead of asking us to question you in such a way?

    :]

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  3. Is there a god?
    I want a purely factual answer

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