how wrong is this dude?

hey

with regards the question in the title, i'll get to that later... for now, i just want to say, april fools day was shockingly poor for me...

i got 'pranked' about 3 times, all after the 12 oclock mark, which technically means they're assholes now. the fact i was pranked doesnt make me feel upset or anything, and please dont perceve this as me being a bad sport: i can take a joke...when it's funny

the thing that made me feel as though april fools day was crap again was my second prank of the day where one of my 'friends' decided that they would prank me by saying that their mother had been taken into hospital in a coma after being beaten and raped.... (i'll just let that sit with you for a second)

yes, dear friends, this is why Tony Davidson from western-supermare is my Douchebag For The Day!

if you were wondering, the first 2 pranks were someone telling me they were gay (it was the delivery that made it crap), and someone who told me they took my phone when i had it in my hand.....ino...(yeah ino)



and so we move to the title story (worthy of bold)!!!!!
i swear to god that if i hadnt given out my douchebag of the day award, i would give it to this guy... it's one of those videos that you just want to turn off because he's being so stupid and blind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F5kYWceTsI

please watch, and please... dont face-palm yourselves.


goodnight vienna, we love you
CIAO

ah, the perfect amount of drunk

so, last night: the 'social gathering of friends' which was totally not a party, was pretty damn good. in fact, it's my personal opinion that last night's 'SGoF' was one of the best NON-partys in a VERY long time....

i believe this is due to the fact there were no people slandering or ridiculing or just being plain nasty, to people...it was a relaxed atmosphere where we could just be mates without fear of backdraught in the morning. if camping is like that, then it should be good, and i actually look forward to it.

and so to tomorrow.... the cock up performed by the chemistry department has ment that we, as chemistry students, need to go into school for tomorrow and blow shit up..... (alternativly we'll just have to do a really long and boring experiment with the presumption that this one actually bloody works...)

so A-level chem students will be unavailable between the hours of 10 AM and whenever Bevan lets us go...

and here i leave you...this week shall be a diary entry week kinda thing. CIAO for now bizatches.


and just random bit here..... tony blair now sounds kinda american :S tell me im not the only one.....?

the imortal wordings of a no-body

hey hey everybody. i hope if you went to the party last night you're all ok now...if not, more fool you :)

im starting up a lil ranting thing, pretty much stealing the idea from 'grumpy old men'.
so today i thought i'd mention (off the back of last night) alcohol


all you seem to see in newspapers and magazines is alcohol abuse mixed with teenagers. this fun combination seems to attract worldwide attention and none in the possitive aspect. i believe firmly that the reason people get pissed is because of two very distinct reasons:

1) they're douchebags
2) they dont respect alcohol.

now respect for anything essentially deadly is critical. if you dont respect it you end up fucking ill or doing something you wish you hadnt. its a fun life really, and if you want to spoil the party by blowing chunks and passing out.... well.... good for you, you fit the stereotype of a douche :)

however, if you're the person who, by contrast, knows their limits and doesnt try and get totally wrecked so you wanna do anything with a pulse, then well done... by contrast, you are boring and will probably never need your stomach pumped.... a waste of a good night, eh?

so my question for the day is, which catagory do you fall into?
thought for the day: where's the asprin?

CIAO

well you know how i work by now

yes dear folks im blogging, which means only one thing: this is my last resort....

i came home early from the party (epic, and i loved the first couple of hours :) ), coz it turned into an event where i didnt feel comfortable.... basicly, it wasnt my scene.

also certain people seem drunk to the extent im no longer laughing with or at them, i just want to leave them alone and prey to god nothing happens.

otherwise, happy birthday mair ily lots like jelly tots XD

and happy birthday liam for tomorrow/today :) x (special present later ;P )

CIAO

how to deny reality

well seeing as though we could all do with closing the door for a bit and just taking some 'chill time' (and no, liam, that does not mean 'special YOU time'...), i decided to write this lil' plan of what to do if you need to escape, just for a while....

as you all know, shit does inevitably happen to the best of us (myself included), and there is no easy way of taking it. not one. some shit really does hit the fan and fly everywhere...the trick is getting out of the way in time so you dont get covered.

so, lets take a normal garden everyday situation....and then lets just say something bad happened beacuse i cant (frankly) be arsed to think of a semi-complex situation that wont ultimatly end up with at least one of my friends thinking, 'why did you write a blog about me'...
anyhoo, something bad has happened and you need to shut everything out and (as the title suggests) deny reality:

lets start off with the simple, 'no'.
it's an easy enough concept to grasp and as soon as you get into a situation which warrents it, im sure you'll use it to great effect.
the basic premise is to say no, alternatly, to the other person or persons involved in your conversation.
exempli gratia:
'i just heared what you said about me..'
'no i didnt'
'but i heared it..'
'no you didnt'
'i did, didnt i?'
'no you didnt...la de da de da'

by the end of this, not only do you convince yourself that the event never took place, but you also convince people around you too! that's the simple beauty of it all, you cant go wrong....unless the answer to the question is no, and in which case you should always just jump straight to 'la de da de da'.
but the main thing to take away is REPITITION IS KEY.

secondly, try the old 'close your eyes and melt away from the situation'.
rather effective at meetings and in intimate settings where you'd rather not be. all you do, is close your eyes and think of something else/somewhere else and imagine you're there. you may find clutching the bottom of a chair tightly, increases balance and stability while you're away with the fairies. music also helps to block out the irritating sound of conversation around you, and focus's your mind with great precision to give the effect that you are actually at an MCR gig.

thirdly (and before we get into this, i know it's a bit extreem and there's absolutly no going back from this, so you need to work out if this really is the best option and weigh up all the options no matter how small or insignificant they may seem....this really is the last resort and no going back)



you can always go and hang out with mates and just chill. real mates. proper mates. mates that dont shit on you anytime you do something bad.... revert to the good-old-days where friends helped friends, and you could beat your kids....
deny reality by being with the people time stands still for....so much so you get shouted at by your mum for being late home for tea. remember those days when reality was a myth?
if you can go back to those times... you've found the way to deny reality right there.