that's what HE said! 2

A DEFINITION

welcome to the word: DOUCHEBAG

NOUN: a DOUCHEBAG:
1) an item for cleaning certain areas of a lady's anatomy
2) name of someone who is a less than a good person....ie.... 'you douchebag'

VERB:
to douche.....to clean an area of a lady's anatomy

ADJECTIVE:
describes a person with less than good character....ie....'you are a douchbag'




i hope this has helped you in some way to understand a common word. thank you for reading. i hope you have enjoyed. any ammendments, please comment on my ass....coz the face dont give a shit....unlike my ass.

CRA (as i cba)

made in taiwan, next to the condom that broke, leading to your conception and birth....sorry

the problem with..... part 16

decissions, decissions...

now, earlier this week, some of us made the executive decission to go out and get pissed at a birthday party.... we dont regret it because it was an awsome night.... HOWEVER, was there not a slight niggle of doubt as to wether it was REALLY the BEST idea to do it in the middle of the week? of course....and the reason?.... we were fucked for the next day....

t'was our choice though....we must stand by the fact some of us tried to get served at the bar even though we're underage (fuck yeah XD....guttin gwyn dude)

we must stand by our choices, good or bad....and here i see a problem..... we're only human, and we do (for some reason) make very occasional, monumentally-bad, cock-up's......bugger.

so what can we do?
* rectify the situation;....if there's time.
* stand by it;...... good or bad, happy or sad, drunk or sober, mellow or mad

and the main problem is, its hard to know exactly what to do after you make a decission.... nothing can do more than something, sometimes...

the important thing is not regretting your decissions, which often comes after difficult decissions..... but i can saftly say, i dont regret going to the party.....i dont even regret getting smashed, however i dont think it was wise....

LIVE AND LEARN


CRA
more thoughts/questions/headsups will be arriving next blog. for now, just sit back and be gratefull i dont write reams and reams of more crap.... see ya XD

too too much....

firstly, happy birthday to xanthe and bethan....fantastic night last night and thanks again XD

secondly....dont ever let me drink like that again...... the whole, 'head under my jacket, asleep', look, doesnt really suit me, i feel....


so to news....and shit.....
even though i feel like someone's kicked me in all the right places, and i look like ive been dragged through a hedge backwards.... i feel like a dog with two dicks :) its been wicked to see everyone out and about at a party again.... ive really missed all the fun and action. really was a shame not everyone from our lil 'group' could go, which is why we need another party to recover from this one XD

me and leroy mendez will be organising something in the near future, with the intention of having a night to remember....for the right reasons too XP

i am truly rat-arsed still, so i'll do the rest of the blog in another one...
enjoy taking the piss :D
CRA X

that's what HE said!

I AM A FUCKING GENIOUS!

nah, not really....i just love to see curse words in capitol letters, in the middle of a sentance which is, for all intense and purposes...... a blatent lie.

so hi again and welcome to another voyage of discovery into unknown and uncharted (and un-cared about) territory.

usually i talk a load of bollocks, and hopefully, today shall be no exception!

today i wanted to paruse the subject of the 'best day of my life'- thus far (i might add)...... so..... the best day of my life, didnt even occur in the day.....it was a lil night time sneak out with some people. all we did was meet up, sit down in a back alley and look up at the stars on a crisp november night.

it was cold. we huddled to keep warm. then, as we sat on the freezing tarmac, we looked up and saw shooting stars! how friggin cool was that! we just sat there, only for an hour or so, and watched the sky light up in sharp flashes of intense beauty.

nothing compared to that night.....appart from the other countless 'greatest moments of my life'- thus far (gora keep adding that)

---see....bollocks---

TFTD
have you ever even seen a sperm?

QFTD
what was your 'best day'....what did you do? who did you sleep with? how many prostitutes did u bang....phil? ;)

HUFTD
erm....school.... get your work done... get outa here

as i say every blog....
CRA XD


now available in 3 extra flavours! all chocolate

a slight break with tradition....

in addition to my, 'the problem with...' blogs, i wanted to do this.... just a lil blog about whatever the hell pops into my mind or whatever i feel... clarification, questioning, and all manner of plots will be displayed here....
and i shall call it:

that's what HE said!

my first lil post is about me (i make myself feel special :P )
i heared there are jobs going down in GAME in town, and i want....desperatly....
whats the best way to appeal to a game store? nerdy? enthralled? desperate? virgin, with spots and a nevous disposition?

i really really really really really want a job, and this seems to be one way of going about it.... but knowing full well that i'll have to beat off a bunch of possibly brace-wearing nerds, who will have X-box controllers, starving for food and hit points, after playing *WoW or *D and D, or maybe even *COD.....

(* i need to get the practice in, at being nerdy, so ive used these ways of saying game names....for those who DONT know what they are, the first is world of warcraft, the second is dungeons and dragons, and the third (which is the only good one out of the three) is call of duty)

i need, also, to write a CV, which ive been trying to do since about year 10..... hmmm..... any tips? how the hell do i start? lol

any and all advice, greatly appreciated!


now.....even though this is a new section of my blog, i'll still going to do the extra bits on the end!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
when the world 'ends' in 2012...how many times will you wank on the final day?

QUESTION FOR THE DAY
monkey nipple toast pillowcases?

HEADS-UP FOR THE DAY
driving on sunday (clear the goddamn roads!) and i'll also be doing fuck all on saturday XD

CRA (comment! rate! appreciate!)

holy jesus with a carving knife, its in stereo!