in addition to my, 'the problem with...' blogs, i wanted to do this.... just a lil blog about whatever the hell pops into my mind or whatever i feel... clarification, questioning, and all manner of plots will be displayed here....
and i shall call it:
that's what HE said!
my first lil post is about me (i make myself feel special :P )
i heared there are jobs going down in GAME in town, and i want....desperatly....
whats the best way to appeal to a game store? nerdy? enthralled? desperate? virgin, with spots and a nevous disposition?
i really really really really really want a job, and this seems to be one way of going about it.... but knowing full well that i'll have to beat off a bunch of possibly brace-wearing nerds, who will have X-box controllers, starving for food and hit points, after playing *WoW or *D and D, or maybe even *COD.....
(* i need to get the practice in, at being nerdy, so ive used these ways of saying game names....for those who DONT know what they are, the first is world of warcraft, the second is dungeons and dragons, and the third (which is the only good one out of the three) is call of duty)
i need, also, to write a CV, which ive been trying to do since about year 10..... hmmm..... any tips? how the hell do i start? lol
any and all advice, greatly appreciated!
now.....even though this is a new section of my blog, i'll still going to do the extra bits on the end!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
when the world 'ends' in 2012...how many times will you wank on the final day?
QUESTION FOR THE DAY
monkey nipple toast pillowcases?
HEADS-UP FOR THE DAY
driving on sunday (clear the goddamn roads!) and i'll also be doing fuck all on saturday XD
CRA (comment! rate! appreciate!)
holy jesus with a carving knife, its in stereo!
Friday, 25 September 2009
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
the problem with..... part 15
stuff (1)
i dont deny, this is a complete cop-out as i cant be arsed to think of a title.
on this fine day ive come to realise something quite profound..... if String-theory is to be believed, then in an infinate number of paralel universes, i'm not only in my current state, but im also happy.
its quite hard to imagine multiple universes at the best of times, let alone an infinate number, and let alone me being content with the world at large.
so whats got me down?
firstly......TIME.... the lack of it.
im a fairly busy person as you know, and getting time to myself is something that i generally need to sacrafice some sleep for.
down-time, as i like to call it, is when you appreciate the world and all the glorious wonder of it.... or when you see your friends in a situation where you dont need to worry about teachers.... or when you can kiss someone whenever the hell you want, wherever you want.... or whatever.
secondly....my apparent inability to 'grow a pair'
thirdly......rumors...... im sick of these bastards.
earlier in the week i was told something i considered quite disturbing and has been playing on my mind ever since. i literally cant comprehend how numb my brain goes when thinking and trying to make sence of the situation.... (further details can be found if u ask me directly)
and finally......why should i care?
im in the middle of several situations that i could so easily walk out of....but would leave them high and dry..... now as much as i want to walk away, i also enjoy going there..... catch 22.
ye shall recieve no extra bits today coz frankly im not in the mood.
CIAO
i dont deny, this is a complete cop-out as i cant be arsed to think of a title.
on this fine day ive come to realise something quite profound..... if String-theory is to be believed, then in an infinate number of paralel universes, i'm not only in my current state, but im also happy.
its quite hard to imagine multiple universes at the best of times, let alone an infinate number, and let alone me being content with the world at large.
so whats got me down?
firstly......TIME.... the lack of it.
im a fairly busy person as you know, and getting time to myself is something that i generally need to sacrafice some sleep for.
down-time, as i like to call it, is when you appreciate the world and all the glorious wonder of it.... or when you see your friends in a situation where you dont need to worry about teachers.... or when you can kiss someone whenever the hell you want, wherever you want.... or whatever.
secondly....my apparent inability to 'grow a pair'
thirdly......rumors...... im sick of these bastards.
earlier in the week i was told something i considered quite disturbing and has been playing on my mind ever since. i literally cant comprehend how numb my brain goes when thinking and trying to make sence of the situation.... (further details can be found if u ask me directly)
and finally......why should i care?
im in the middle of several situations that i could so easily walk out of....but would leave them high and dry..... now as much as i want to walk away, i also enjoy going there..... catch 22.
ye shall recieve no extra bits today coz frankly im not in the mood.
CIAO
Sunday, 20 September 2009
the problem with..... part 14
understanding
my god, how thick are we as a human race? if we were versing other species, we'd have to be put into the handicapped section, just to be given a fair chance....
we dont know where we are, how we got here, we dont know what we're doing, we dont know how to preserve the planet....we barely know how to preserve ourselves....
we forsake our needs and try to compensate by having more of one than another.....we're greedy bastards who want all but give nothing....
or are we?
I love..... right? thats a give and take thing, surely? i give my heart, offering you to accept it....if you decide to reciprocate, i can do the same... thus: give AND take
we have theory's of it all (granted its not the same as definitave evidence), which shows that our minds, although narrow minded at times, can be stretched and opened to show an entirly new perspective of it all.
its true we dont know what we've got till its gone, which is why its such a struggle and a heartache to salvage what can be salvaged, after our sheer stupidity.....but we learn and accept
and how do we preserve ourselves? we just hope nothing goes wrong half the time....the other half, we try to decide whats best, and if need be, we let go of part of our life. selfish or mature?
i know this is a bollocks blog, but basicly its a metaphore. so, sorry about that but its been on my mind and i offer the challenge for you to decifer it, if you so wish...
TFTD
subtlty is the best form of insanity...
QFTD
if you wanted to show your true emotions for one second, how much of it would be happiness?
HUFTD
school....
me driving again on sunday....
end of the world 2012....standard stuff reli
CRA XD
(oh yeah, mo-fo on fire now bitch!)
my god, how thick are we as a human race? if we were versing other species, we'd have to be put into the handicapped section, just to be given a fair chance....
we dont know where we are, how we got here, we dont know what we're doing, we dont know how to preserve the planet....we barely know how to preserve ourselves....
we forsake our needs and try to compensate by having more of one than another.....we're greedy bastards who want all but give nothing....
or are we?
I love..... right? thats a give and take thing, surely? i give my heart, offering you to accept it....if you decide to reciprocate, i can do the same... thus: give AND take
we have theory's of it all (granted its not the same as definitave evidence), which shows that our minds, although narrow minded at times, can be stretched and opened to show an entirly new perspective of it all.
its true we dont know what we've got till its gone, which is why its such a struggle and a heartache to salvage what can be salvaged, after our sheer stupidity.....but we learn and accept
and how do we preserve ourselves? we just hope nothing goes wrong half the time....the other half, we try to decide whats best, and if need be, we let go of part of our life. selfish or mature?
i know this is a bollocks blog, but basicly its a metaphore. so, sorry about that but its been on my mind and i offer the challenge for you to decifer it, if you so wish...
TFTD
subtlty is the best form of insanity...
QFTD
if you wanted to show your true emotions for one second, how much of it would be happiness?
HUFTD
school....
me driving again on sunday....
end of the world 2012....standard stuff reli
CRA XD
(oh yeah, mo-fo on fire now bitch!)
Friday, 18 September 2009
the problem with..... part 13
advertising
welcome to this, the most unlucky of my blogs to date (12 and 14 are guilty by association)
so....if it explodes.... i retract all blame now....
onwards and upwards.... hello and may i boldly say, shut up and sit down....while you're in my house, take your f**king shoes off...where do you think this is, a bloody zoo? god damn you....
so.... XD
advertising is a sin. it involves people parting with money in the hopes of brainwashing people into purchasing shit they really dont need.... and i feel the money-grabbin-bastards may have done it again with a (in my opinion), quite frankly, superb bit of advertising....
its the guitar hero 5 advert:
for those who havnt seen it, it contains the playboy girls (almost all of..) playing GH5, and hugh hefner in the background looking cool as fucking ice, smoking a pipe while these ladies dance around with the guitars.....
i then had to pick my jaw up from hell, it had dropped that far....
all i can say is that he (obviously a guy designed it) is going to the innermost circle of hell with all the lawyers, murderers and estate agents.... and may i say, congratulations....i simultaniously love and hate you.... i'll be out to buy the game pronto
TFTD
if it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and tastes like a duck.....it was worth the hunt
QFTD
how many people actually got that ^^^?
HUFTD
erm..... driving again sunday....sleeping all saturday.... if you want to get hold of me, leave a message and i'll get back to you next friday.
CRA :P XD
welcome to this, the most unlucky of my blogs to date (12 and 14 are guilty by association)
so....if it explodes.... i retract all blame now....
onwards and upwards.... hello and may i boldly say, shut up and sit down....while you're in my house, take your f**king shoes off...where do you think this is, a bloody zoo? god damn you....
so.... XD
advertising is a sin. it involves people parting with money in the hopes of brainwashing people into purchasing shit they really dont need.... and i feel the money-grabbin-bastards may have done it again with a (in my opinion), quite frankly, superb bit of advertising....
its the guitar hero 5 advert:
for those who havnt seen it, it contains the playboy girls (almost all of..) playing GH5, and hugh hefner in the background looking cool as fucking ice, smoking a pipe while these ladies dance around with the guitars.....
i then had to pick my jaw up from hell, it had dropped that far....
all i can say is that he (obviously a guy designed it) is going to the innermost circle of hell with all the lawyers, murderers and estate agents.... and may i say, congratulations....i simultaniously love and hate you.... i'll be out to buy the game pronto
TFTD
if it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and tastes like a duck.....it was worth the hunt
QFTD
how many people actually got that ^^^?
HUFTD
erm..... driving again sunday....sleeping all saturday.... if you want to get hold of me, leave a message and i'll get back to you next friday.
CRA :P XD
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
the problem with..... part 12
young philipino boys who take you to the jungle, but fuck you over because they get local tribsmen to capture you.....
(possibly a slight racist opening here.... delete delete...)
and we're all better :D
today i wanna talk to you about different social groups common among the younger generations.... more specificly i want to concentrate on emo, goth and scene kids.
now ive got nothing against them....they're all gods creatures, and no matter how wierd, or stuck up, they might be, i respect them as human beings...... the thing that drives me insaine is the 'boundery system' that seems to define every living thing under a catagory, be it goth, emo, scene, skater, beach, plastic, towny, norm....etc...
actually, this in itself doesnt affect me... im already classified by biology as a homo-sapien, and by the government as a pervert.... why not attach another lable and sell me at the next auction?
the thing that winds me up truly, is the confusion between the catagories: if you wear the wrong make-up for one day, you become 'scene' instead of 'plastic' (or vise versa)....wear shorts instead of jeans, and you become 'beach' rather than 'skater' or 'towny'... and if you wear a hint of red with your black ensemble, you become 'emo' rather than 'goth' (oh what would the parents say if they were here!)
im sick of petty arguments based upon clothes, style, and how you wish to top yourself.....christ sake, use a rope like the rest of the teenage population!
but please for the love of god, if you do live past 25, dont turn into this:
or if you turn emo..:
TFTD
if the unstopable force ever met the unmovable object....do you think there could be a possibility for a sit-com?
QFTD
right....my religion.....white ninjas or some kind of rainbow ninja?
HUFTD
i dont think ive got anything for now, but im sure if you keep your heads up, you wont miss the low sign....good luck
outa here!
CRA XD
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