the problem with..... part 13

advertising

welcome to this, the most unlucky of my blogs to date (12 and 14 are guilty by association)

so....if it explodes.... i retract all blame now....

onwards and upwards.... hello and may i boldly say, shut up and sit down....while you're in my house, take your f**king shoes off...where do you think this is, a bloody zoo? god damn you....

so.... XD

advertising is a sin. it involves people parting with money in the hopes of brainwashing people into purchasing shit they really dont need.... and i feel the money-grabbin-bastards may have done it again with a (in my opinion), quite frankly, superb bit of advertising....

its the guitar hero 5 advert:
for those who havnt seen it, it contains the playboy girls (almost all of..) playing GH5, and hugh hefner in the background looking cool as fucking ice, smoking a pipe while these ladies dance around with the guitars.....


i then had to pick my jaw up from hell, it had dropped that far....

all i can say is that he (obviously a guy designed it) is going to the innermost circle of hell with all the lawyers, murderers and estate agents.... and may i say, congratulations....i simultaniously love and hate you.... i'll be out to buy the game pronto


TFTD
if it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and tastes like a duck.....it was worth the hunt

QFTD
how many people actually got that ^^^?

HUFTD
erm..... driving again sunday....sleeping all saturday.... if you want to get hold of me, leave a message and i'll get back to you next friday.

CRA :P XD

the problem with..... part 12

young philipino boys who take you to the jungle, but fuck you over because they get local tribsmen to capture you.....

(possibly a slight racist opening here.... delete delete...)

and we're all better :D

today i wanna talk to you about different social groups common among the younger generations.... more specificly i want to concentrate on emo, goth and scene kids.

now ive got nothing against them....they're all gods creatures, and no matter how wierd, or stuck up, they might be, i respect them as human beings...... the thing that drives me insaine is the 'boundery system' that seems to define every living thing under a catagory, be it goth, emo, scene, skater, beach, plastic, towny, norm....etc...

actually, this in itself doesnt affect me... im already classified by biology as a homo-sapien, and by the government as a pervert.... why not attach another lable and sell me at the next auction?

the thing that winds me up truly, is the confusion between the catagories: if you wear the wrong make-up for one day, you become 'scene' instead of 'plastic' (or vise versa)....wear shorts instead of jeans, and you become 'beach' rather than 'skater' or 'towny'... and if you wear a hint of red with your black ensemble, you become 'emo' rather than 'goth' (oh what would the parents say if they were here!)

im sick of petty arguments based upon clothes, style, and how you wish to top yourself.....christ sake, use a rope like the rest of the teenage population!

but please for the love of god, if you do live past 25, dont turn into this:

or if you turn emo..:

TFTD

if the unstopable force ever met the unmovable object....do you think there could be a possibility for a sit-com?

QFTD

right....my religion.....white ninjas or some kind of rainbow ninja?

HUFTD

i dont think ive got anything for now, but im sure if you keep your heads up, you wont miss the low sign....good luck

outa here!

CRA XD

the problem with..... part 11

wierd things

have you ever sat next to a kid on the bus who is playing with a piece of fruit of something... like a bannana skin.... i did... he had an empty one, and he was throwing it up and down the bus, like any normal 8 year old (good on him i say), and he was suddenly (and with no warning or need) protected by his mother this a statement that you could bottle and lable, 'a douchebag said this'....:

'he eats bannana's for the potassium and the fact he can loose weight more effectivly'

BULL SHITE.....

1) he's fucking 8! what possible reason could he have to loose weight? that, my dear, deluded lady, is a cover story for YOU....you dont wanna seem like the fucking pig in the family, so you palm off the 'blame' to your infant...a bold move, and one that would usually work, but unfortunatly you fail to see that i've seen 'how to look good naked' too (i was curious), and let me just tell you hun....for the record..... how to look good naked?....
BITCH, LOOSE SOME WEIGHT!

and 2) let him paint.... let him discover.... let him live HIS dreams, not yours.... if he wants to be an abstract artist, so be it.... embrase it....

so yes, wierd people come in all forms...but the true hero on that day was the 8 year old. i saute you dear boy.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
fear of the unknown keeps us safe....but knowlage that we dont know, keeps us just a little bit excited

QUESTION FOR THE DAY
Oedipus.....the original mother fucker?

HEADS-UP FOR THE DAY
im starting up a religion very soon..... i hope you all start respecting my values and morals.... and i hope that one or two of you even join 'THE CHURCH OF THE WHITE NINJA'

hope to see you soon dear friends...
CRA XD

the problem with..... part 10

keeping on

have any of you ever looked at what you do daily, your routine, the way things work around you?
well i have, and i can safly say (even though i really cant spell today), im sick of it all. im bored. so bored. so very very bored. everything seems to be going stale around here. no-one wants to break free. the same old repetitive lifestyles are up and down the road, with no enthusiasm shown in any walk of life.
keeping on is what makes us human..... but too much can make us robots.

this is the reason that i am going to attempt to do as many things as possible to rekindel friendships, cause some friction, and basicly make the world a more exciting place...... this could just mean that some of us get together every now and then and just go get completly shit faced and neglect giving a toss =P

the ball will start rolling next friday, with a lil camping trip.....only up caerphilly mountain (avoiding the dogging areas), and only a small group of people. booze, people, tents, music....etc
just to get away from it all, all be it for a day.

if anyone has any ideas for something we could do to have some fun....let it be known.... sort it....get something done so that we dont become stagnant mindless people.

suggestions:
1) orgy
2) paintballing
3)another orgy
4).... etc


thought for the day
thanks karan for an awsome night last night.....sorry i got a bit (lot) drunk xx
happy birthday today though hun xx

question for the day
how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a road enthusiast?

heads-up for the day
camping up the mountain on friday
and im on the roads as of tomorrow.....be affraid, be very very affraid


ciao bitches!

the problem with.....part 9

in a vague attempt to return to the 'one every 2 days' rule:
the problem with religious leaders

i wanted to talk to you lot about something that has bamboozled me, perplexed me, and has followed my thoughts for at least 10.... minutes... or so.....give or take 9...

i just dont get it.....
i get the fact they are icons of a particular religion and all that jazz... i get it that they have been selected by their god, or gods..... but what i dont get...what i truly cant get my head around is...

whats the point?

i was always brought up to understand that god (in this case) was everywhere (the dirty bastard), and he was as contactable as a whore on a sex line...... never too busy, as long as you keep the faith and stay on the line long enough.

so my question, what is the point, is brought about by the fact that ANYONE can get hold of him/her/them/it....so whats the purpose of a leader, such as the pope? what possible value does he hold in religious society, appart from he was chosen by god to wear a hat that should have gone out in the charity bag......yes he leads, but why? dont people have enough self control by following the 'Almighty'?

apparently not..... they believe in some heavenly supernatural being, but put in charge someone who is all too human. what kind of person puts a human before their god?..... apparently, anyone who's catholic.....or has any kind of leader, be it parishiner, vicar, guru, iatola....et al.

question for the day
why do religious people, in your opinion do this? what do they achieve by having a 'middle-man'?

thought for the day
have you ever wondered what it would be like to go to the most wonderfull place on heaven and earth? to experience shear joy and jubilation?...... neither have i....which is why i want to go to the cadburys factory on a tour before the americans buy it :(

heads-up for the day
ino i said it was party time on friday, but unless you've been invited: if your names not down, you're not comin in..... soz for the false hope
and also its dans funeral on friday, 10:30 at st martins church......NO BLACK. red and white (for wales).

CRA BITCHEZ! :P