ah yes dear comorades, you thought you could get rid of me that easily..well once again i have proven to be the cockroach that fails to yield!
(hang a bang....thats dirogetory to myself :S )
well....2 weeks have passed (ish), and ive gone and returned to RIAT.... my first camp as a sergeant and it was awsome. though it rained and it was hard going at times, my fight kept morale up and soldiered onwards, to be the best flight (in my eyes) out of +750 cadets. an amazing bunch of people, and people who i will damn near never forget. ups and downs...fantastic
and now, for my amazing return party........
just me?
ok then....
SLEEP OVER AT MY PLACE!!!!
my question for today...?
what you still doing here!
see ya! :P
(oh yeah, btw....call me Hans Schadenfreude..... dont ask.... RIAT....)
Friday, 24 July 2009
Monday, 13 July 2009
god doesnt do autographs
anymore........
well a very good morning to you all (unless its afternoon)
ive just managed to sneak in a final blog before i bid you all adure, and see you in 11 days (ish)
its currently 02:03 in the morning....the only reason im still up is because 1) ive just finished packing...and 2) this maintains my 1 blog every 2 days, rule.
speaking of the rule...... this will dissapear. im sorry...... im going to leave you entirly blogless for nearly 2 weeks..... but rest assured, i will be back......probably in a box (after this camp), but here........ ready to blog again (god i need to get a frigging life!)
so......this is me basicly. once i have finished writing this, i had sleep, and i'm traveling down to RAF Fairford, as you read this blog....
(OH FUCK YEAH! EVEN WITH THE KNOWLAGE I ONLY HAVE 4 HOURS SLEEP TO LOOK FORWARD TO, AND WHILE SUFFERING SLEEP DEPRIVATION...... I CAN STILL SCREW WITH YOUR HEADS BY USING THE 3 TENSES IN THE SAME SENTANCE :P)
and now sadly, we draw to a close, like a pair of curtains on a summers day....
so.....thought for the day
what the hell am i still doing awake, writing this bloody thing!
damn my punctuality of blogs.....
see you all soon :D
CRA xxxxx
(btw, cheers adam, for the help ova msn )
well a very good morning to you all (unless its afternoon)
ive just managed to sneak in a final blog before i bid you all adure, and see you in 11 days (ish)
its currently 02:03 in the morning....the only reason im still up is because 1) ive just finished packing...and 2) this maintains my 1 blog every 2 days, rule.
speaking of the rule...... this will dissapear. im sorry...... im going to leave you entirly blogless for nearly 2 weeks..... but rest assured, i will be back......probably in a box (after this camp), but here........ ready to blog again (god i need to get a frigging life!)
so......this is me basicly. once i have finished writing this, i had sleep, and i'm traveling down to RAF Fairford, as you read this blog....
(OH FUCK YEAH! EVEN WITH THE KNOWLAGE I ONLY HAVE 4 HOURS SLEEP TO LOOK FORWARD TO, AND WHILE SUFFERING SLEEP DEPRIVATION...... I CAN STILL SCREW WITH YOUR HEADS BY USING THE 3 TENSES IN THE SAME SENTANCE :P)
and now sadly, we draw to a close, like a pair of curtains on a summers day....
so.....thought for the day
what the hell am i still doing awake, writing this bloody thing!
damn my punctuality of blogs.....
see you all soon :D
CRA xxxxx
(btw, cheers adam, for the help ova msn )
Saturday, 11 July 2009
im evil to sweets
yes, another aspect of my personality came to light today as i sat eating sweeties at a wedding....apptly, the sweets were love hearts!
as i sat eating the bloody addictive bastards (c'mon....once you start eating a pack, you cant stop....much like 'After Eights', 'Chocolate Orange', 'Matchmakers'....et al.), it suddenly came to my attention that i was reading the words on them.....and then actually saying things to counter what they said....
one example of this: one of them said 'YOU'RE MINE'.....to which i replied, 'i beg to differ...'....and i ate it. i'd realised i was fucked in the head....but replying in a nasty way, to inanimate confectionary is probably 1 step beyond the normal nutter.
comments?
also, i'd like to thank mark and stacey for inviting me to their wedding. fantastic day, to be fair, even if the weather turned a bit towards the end. great to see you all again, because its not often that that side of the family groups together like that....seen's there are so bloody many :P
anyways, thanks, and congratulations :D
now, final bit of jargon before i leave you: im on AREA 2 TRAINING DAY tomorrow with cadets, and then as of monday, im on camp.....this does mean i'm fully booked up untill the 24th, and yes i will be missing playing basketball in the millenium stadium (much to my dissappointment)
i will however be having much more fun though; im sorry.... if this is how cool it was last year (and the show was cancled) i wanna see it when its on:
i will be contactable on the usuall number though, if anything dramatic does happen.... and a word of advice.... gwyn: dont be silly, wrap your... (you finish it off)
now: thought for the day!
will anyone miss me when im gone? :P
and now seriously: if anyone could start over again....if anyone could be what they wanted to be.... if anyone could start something, a trend of sorts.....
then what flavour ice-cream would you be! (an immense question i know)
chilli and chocolate? spinich? human?.....u decide, and get back to me :D
CRA
as i sat eating the bloody addictive bastards (c'mon....once you start eating a pack, you cant stop....much like 'After Eights', 'Chocolate Orange', 'Matchmakers'....et al.), it suddenly came to my attention that i was reading the words on them.....and then actually saying things to counter what they said....
one example of this: one of them said 'YOU'RE MINE'.....to which i replied, 'i beg to differ...'....and i ate it. i'd realised i was fucked in the head....but replying in a nasty way, to inanimate confectionary is probably 1 step beyond the normal nutter.
comments?
also, i'd like to thank mark and stacey for inviting me to their wedding. fantastic day, to be fair, even if the weather turned a bit towards the end. great to see you all again, because its not often that that side of the family groups together like that....seen's there are so bloody many :P
anyways, thanks, and congratulations :D
now, final bit of jargon before i leave you: im on AREA 2 TRAINING DAY tomorrow with cadets, and then as of monday, im on camp.....this does mean i'm fully booked up untill the 24th, and yes i will be missing playing basketball in the millenium stadium (much to my dissappointment)
i will however be having much more fun though; im sorry.... if this is how cool it was last year (and the show was cancled) i wanna see it when its on:
i will be contactable on the usuall number though, if anything dramatic does happen.... and a word of advice.... gwyn: dont be silly, wrap your... (you finish it off)
now: thought for the day!
will anyone miss me when im gone? :P
and now seriously: if anyone could start over again....if anyone could be what they wanted to be.... if anyone could start something, a trend of sorts.....
then what flavour ice-cream would you be! (an immense question i know)
chilli and chocolate? spinich? human?.....u decide, and get back to me :D
CRA
Thursday, 9 July 2009
the de-sensitised generation
get out
so what i wanted to talk to you about today is the increasing number of spoofs/fake films that have being created in recent years. we've all seen films like 'scary movie', 'not another teen movie' and 'epic movie' (scary movie and NAT movie are the only good ones....the rest seem to TRY to emulate them....but fail)
the most recent of these are LVK (lesbian vampire killers), and Jenifers body (ive included this....not really knowing if it is a spoof or an actuall serious production)
LVK of course features james horne and mathew cordon.......an absolutly fantastic film....complete fun, and well... AWSOME... this is high praise from me coz i really dont watch many films, as i have the attention span of a dal...
OH LOOK A PUPPY!
and now i approach the topic of Jennifers body (no, that wasnt intentionally ment to sound sexual....but by god, its staying!). this film can be summed up in two simple, hot, bi-sexual words....... megan fox
this film has the appearance of a spoof with the language, but somehow seems to use the graphics you'd expect to find in a genuine horror..... confusion untill i see the film, i guess
basicly the story goes....hot girl who is inhibited by the devil (so shes horny on the inside ;] ), goes around killing boys for no apparent reason, then suddenly turns and starts killing girls too...
and she says this one line that makes every guy jizz: its when she turns on this girl who was her friend;
MF: (approaches the girl)
girl: what are you doing? i thought you only killed guys!?
MF: i go both ways
that last line......pure gold
now....thought for the day! :D
do you think, as a population, we are becoming de-sensitised to horror and gore due to these spoof films, making it [horror and gore] seem less offensive to what we would normal percieve as horror... thus making it socially acceptable by adding comedy?
CRA XD
so what i wanted to talk to you about today is the increasing number of spoofs/fake films that have being created in recent years. we've all seen films like 'scary movie', 'not another teen movie' and 'epic movie' (scary movie and NAT movie are the only good ones....the rest seem to TRY to emulate them....but fail)
the most recent of these are LVK (lesbian vampire killers), and Jenifers body (ive included this....not really knowing if it is a spoof or an actuall serious production)
LVK of course features james horne and mathew cordon.......an absolutly fantastic film....complete fun, and well... AWSOME... this is high praise from me coz i really dont watch many films, as i have the attention span of a dal...
OH LOOK A PUPPY!
and now i approach the topic of Jennifers body (no, that wasnt intentionally ment to sound sexual....but by god, its staying!). this film can be summed up in two simple, hot, bi-sexual words....... megan fox
this film has the appearance of a spoof with the language, but somehow seems to use the graphics you'd expect to find in a genuine horror..... confusion untill i see the film, i guess
basicly the story goes....hot girl who is inhibited by the devil (so shes horny on the inside ;] ), goes around killing boys for no apparent reason, then suddenly turns and starts killing girls too...
and she says this one line that makes every guy jizz: its when she turns on this girl who was her friend;
MF: (approaches the girl)
girl: what are you doing? i thought you only killed guys!?
MF: i go both ways
that last line......pure gold
now....thought for the day! :D
do you think, as a population, we are becoming de-sensitised to horror and gore due to these spoof films, making it [horror and gore] seem less offensive to what we would normal percieve as horror... thus making it socially acceptable by adding comedy?
CRA XD
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
who the hell do you think i am?
babe....you were good..... but i was fantastic
so today i wanted to talk about modesty...........
im ONLY JOKING people......t'would be an oxymoron for me (a bloke without much modesty) to talk about such a straining subject..... so instead im going to talk about accents
accents define our area of living........ and people's perception of us (be that of our social status or class.....). they're subliminally quite important features of our personality's.
some of us love our accents whereas others dispise them. my own accent seems to be a combination of english and welsh, but seeing as i live in a valley with quite a soft welsh accent anyway, it seems to fit... this is compared to the harsher versions of the welsh accent from the rhymny valley (where every sylable sounds like a threat), or the north walien accent (where it sounds like everyone has swallowed their voice)
no matter where you're from though, you cant help but listen out for an accent. it identifies who you're talking to.......so, as you become familiar with accents of friends and family, on things like msn, you read things from them and imagine them saying it, in their voice (or is this just me?)
anyways.......recently, ive started talking to a few irish and scotish people on MSN. there's about 5 of them, and i've only actually met 2 of them......so, i can imagine the voice of two of them..... but the other 3.....clueless
i've concocted accents for them, based on display pics, language used, and stereotypical irish and scotish things i see:
problems with this:....... their display pics change daily, and therfore i make them sound posh 1 day, and (their equivalent) chav the next....
also, they seem to come up with new words every day for different things..... ie: 1 day they might be good, the next great, the next 'grand'.......
and finally.....all i can think of when working out these accents are either dara o'brien, or sir jackie stewart.....not exactly the crucial feminin i was looking for, but as close as ive got..
so.....worst case scenario for me is they either sound nothing like the voices i invisaged......or they sound EXACTLY like a middle age scotish/irish, quite chavy (yet quietly posh), bloke......
jolly good........ though for the day
do you do this? imagine people who are saying whatever it is they've written......ie, me reading this blog
lemmie know :P
CRA
so today i wanted to talk about modesty...........
im ONLY JOKING people......t'would be an oxymoron for me (a bloke without much modesty) to talk about such a straining subject..... so instead im going to talk about accents
accents define our area of living........ and people's perception of us (be that of our social status or class.....). they're subliminally quite important features of our personality's.
some of us love our accents whereas others dispise them. my own accent seems to be a combination of english and welsh, but seeing as i live in a valley with quite a soft welsh accent anyway, it seems to fit... this is compared to the harsher versions of the welsh accent from the rhymny valley (where every sylable sounds like a threat), or the north walien accent (where it sounds like everyone has swallowed their voice)
no matter where you're from though, you cant help but listen out for an accent. it identifies who you're talking to.......so, as you become familiar with accents of friends and family, on things like msn, you read things from them and imagine them saying it, in their voice (or is this just me?)
anyways.......recently, ive started talking to a few irish and scotish people on MSN. there's about 5 of them, and i've only actually met 2 of them......so, i can imagine the voice of two of them..... but the other 3.....clueless
i've concocted accents for them, based on display pics, language used, and stereotypical irish and scotish things i see:
problems with this:....... their display pics change daily, and therfore i make them sound posh 1 day, and (their equivalent) chav the next....
also, they seem to come up with new words every day for different things..... ie: 1 day they might be good, the next great, the next 'grand'.......
and finally.....all i can think of when working out these accents are either dara o'brien, or sir jackie stewart.....not exactly the crucial feminin i was looking for, but as close as ive got..
so.....worst case scenario for me is they either sound nothing like the voices i invisaged......or they sound EXACTLY like a middle age scotish/irish, quite chavy (yet quietly posh), bloke......
jolly good........ though for the day
do you do this? imagine people who are saying whatever it is they've written......ie, me reading this blog
lemmie know :P
CRA
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