bit of a hottish topic today so sorry if you were expecting funny: thats the next 1

ive been getting a load of comments all over the internet from people asking me to either write a blog about religion, or NOT to write a blog about religion, and (quote) 'fall into that trap'...or...'make the same mistake' (unquote)
well tough....im doing the first :P

#achem...#

note to all:
i only write about religion from a 3rd person perspective, as i am 'waiting to be converted' (like a child at a sweet shop....you may enter, but never return)...... in doing so, i aim only to take the piss, and spark some contoversy and anger within my friendship groups and the outside world.....(hell its cold, lets create some friction XD

of course, all of this 'sinning' on my behalf is in a completly independant and profound way, opening your minds to taking the piss out of other religions....not just christianity (although seeing as though that seems to be britain's main stream religion, and it's forced down the throat of every primary school child (in wales at least), i feel slight annoyance against it and unfortunatly it bears the brunt of most of my insults and remarks....)

see.....my feelings are, you should make your own moral choices about what you believe in....but unfortunatly, if you are brought up with religion from an early age, you inherit your parent's moral religious standards and become 'religiously-conformist' (my word for today)....therefore, the religion keeps surviving, even if the conduct and morals are weak or shit....


im going to say something that on any other day i should be shot for.....i agree with france on something: religion and politics are kept separate. there is no secularisation in the french state schools, buisinesses or other political assets. religion is kept for YOUR time. the rest of life and community is kept for PEOPLE..... NOT BELIFE....... a humanistic point of view, but i appreciate it.

agree/disagree?

personally i think this is the way britain should move towards because it avoids major controversy and 'community awkwardness'..... everyone is a little bit racist and to say otherwise is a lie.... so to abolish, from everyday society, one of the key features that keeps communities slightly divided.... isnt that a good thing?

i respect but dissagree with religions..... they have immense power over people, offering them a view of the world and the entire spectra of belief..... but i agree with the scientific viewpoint more-so: im not wrong...neither are you.... seen as though we cant prove if we're right, i say just sit back and enjoy the view.

if there is a hell, and i meet the guy in charge of it...may he roast me like a pig..... i have no regrets in this life, and i could die happy with that knowlage, even if i knew there was a hell that i was destined to go to it.


anyway, my though for the day is simply this:

do you agree with france on this one? im not asking if you are religious, or your personal belife. all im asking for is a yes or no, really.

CRA (comment rate appreciate)
please comment :P

like a clown in a maternity unit....a welcome change from the norm


and so to the buisness of choosing a topic to sexually hurass, only to be sued by it in tens of years from now, after its grown up..... oh wait....there's 1 now

ladies and gentlemen.....the catholic church
what a fun little organisation we've stumbled upon in our quest to seek out, and take the piss out of..
the organisation that only has one entrants question, for every choir boy, from the 'father':
'would you like to be a missionary....or spread eagle?'

so lets elaborate: you can pretty much go through your entire life commiting sin and crime wherever you go....as long as you confess.... and toss some beads about......

so basicly... a life of romping, murdering and downright rudeness....and al is forgiven by bragging about it to some dude you dont see, and wearing jewelry

AWSOME :D

and whats the price of all this?.......you have to take turns being analy drilled by the pope....

totally worth it

(btw, ino this is blasphemous.....but i dont care :D )



i cant be arsed tonight: thought for the day!!!!!!

how do you 'fridgerate' something in order for it to be necessary to purchase a RE-fridgerator?


CRA!!!!! (comment, rate, appreciate)

save the world...eat pie

that would be a hell of a concept

anywho..... ive decided upon a state of mind.... blomonge (no fecking idea how to spell it :P )
fairly stable and solid, but if u mess me about, i do turn to friggin mush and clog up the sink.

its all good

WELCOME, howdy and hello to a special edition of my blog......what's so special?..... i wrote it XD

today we will discuss the topic of death....a morbid topic, but fuck it i feel good.

death is defined as no longer living, and is usually followed with a nasty ass smell. also, having sex with a corps is basicly wrong...morally and physically....its kinda disgusting.....

thats enough of death......

now i also wanted to talk to you about a fairly scientific study/survey ive been working on for the past 2 and half years. its a biological piece designed to test the respirity system, and looking at the exchange of oxygen within the lungs themselves. it studies the effects of high pressure and extreem low pressure on the human body, and i found out something both startling and incredible: ..

humans need air to live

nobel prize, here i come XD



thought for the day

what is your favourite pie filling? simple enough....but lets try be imaginative please.... not just apple or meat..... although saying this, mine is mince lmao (as in miced pies- christmas)

lemmie know :D




(and can we have a bit of response.....thanks to those who commented on the last one :P)

CRA (comment rate appreciate)

in an unusuall way

welcome back



i wanna start with a question: which?



and now, i thought i'd talk to you about something that makes me laugh and makes me cry: computer error messages....
i recieved 1 hell of an error message today.....not what it was....more what it said....

'WINDOWS INTERNET EXPLORER HAS TO CLOSE IN AN UNUSUAL WAY'.....as if it had made a bet with a Mac, and is now appologising because it bloody lost....again.

no shit now, that is word-for-word, what my laptop told me. im just wondering what the hell it ment by 'unusual way'..... it just closed.... not as if it turned into jam or something..... or sent itself into fckin space!....

to the people at microsoft: you are douchbags for making shite software....and retards, yet comic genious's, for the error messages that follow every hidious mistake with said crappy software. a situation worth a round of applause (or appaul) any day of the week.... MR GATES.....WE SALUTE YOU (you rich bastard)



now.......thought for the day!

right, now this 1 is always a killer for me in 2 aspects......imagine you are with a group of people, and someone starts talking to you about something....anything..... and they are putting they're heart and soul into this.... telling you everything that happened, exactly when it happened.....

then they say the killer line...... 'well, thats what i heared'.......

what kills me about this is: they're talking about this as if it is documented fact with evidence of every millisecond...and yet it is word of mouth and rumors which 9/10 times are bullcrap....

and it also kills me in the sence......why the hell do i care!.... makes me laugh and cry

so my thought....has this ever happened to you.....OR are you the person who does that!
post a comment either way!

CRA !!! XD XD



oh p.s.....tis my birthday 2mz so i want everyone who reads this to post a comment ON HERE about the blog, just to let me know people do actually blog....consider it your present to me :P

at my own risk

howdy y'all

reluctantly i sit and type.....not quite sure about what yet, this coulds turn into a very ad-hoc and disjointed blog..... or could be structured (accidentally, i promise)

frstly.....that thunder storm was wild.... personally, i love them. they light up the world in a way that gives such a dramatic, tense view of an otherwise beautifull landscape.... and the fear of destruction adds to the excitement....

secondly.... i dont have one..... yes that's correct....this blog (ive now decided (its amazing: you can actually see my thought processes, as im typing!....fucked up eh? :P )), is going to be a filler...just for me to be able to say, 'yes, ive kept to my rule of 1 every 2 days'..... and by the way, i seem to be the only fuka posting regular blogs!

WTF HAPPENED TO THE REST OF YOU! KEEP UP EN :P

(gawd like)


and straight into....thought for the day!
kinda sad today guys:

michael jackson was taken into hospital earlier today after being found unconcious and not breathing at his home in LA. he was resuscitated at his home but he later died in hospital.
so my thought for the day is, did you like MJ? whats your favourite song (everyone's got one, even if they dont like the guy....if you say no, i say LIAR)...... what will you remember of him?


CRA

miss you michael