how to deny reality

well seeing as though we could all do with closing the door for a bit and just taking some 'chill time' (and no, liam, that does not mean 'special YOU time'...), i decided to write this lil' plan of what to do if you need to escape, just for a while....

as you all know, shit does inevitably happen to the best of us (myself included), and there is no easy way of taking it. not one. some shit really does hit the fan and fly everywhere...the trick is getting out of the way in time so you dont get covered.

so, lets take a normal garden everyday situation....and then lets just say something bad happened beacuse i cant (frankly) be arsed to think of a semi-complex situation that wont ultimatly end up with at least one of my friends thinking, 'why did you write a blog about me'...
anyhoo, something bad has happened and you need to shut everything out and (as the title suggests) deny reality:

lets start off with the simple, 'no'.
it's an easy enough concept to grasp and as soon as you get into a situation which warrents it, im sure you'll use it to great effect.
the basic premise is to say no, alternatly, to the other person or persons involved in your conversation.
exempli gratia:
'i just heared what you said about me..'
'no i didnt'
'but i heared it..'
'no you didnt'
'i did, didnt i?'
'no you didnt...la de da de da'

by the end of this, not only do you convince yourself that the event never took place, but you also convince people around you too! that's the simple beauty of it all, you cant go wrong....unless the answer to the question is no, and in which case you should always just jump straight to 'la de da de da'.
but the main thing to take away is REPITITION IS KEY.

secondly, try the old 'close your eyes and melt away from the situation'.
rather effective at meetings and in intimate settings where you'd rather not be. all you do, is close your eyes and think of something else/somewhere else and imagine you're there. you may find clutching the bottom of a chair tightly, increases balance and stability while you're away with the fairies. music also helps to block out the irritating sound of conversation around you, and focus's your mind with great precision to give the effect that you are actually at an MCR gig.

thirdly (and before we get into this, i know it's a bit extreem and there's absolutly no going back from this, so you need to work out if this really is the best option and weigh up all the options no matter how small or insignificant they may seem....this really is the last resort and no going back)



you can always go and hang out with mates and just chill. real mates. proper mates. mates that dont shit on you anytime you do something bad.... revert to the good-old-days where friends helped friends, and you could beat your kids....
deny reality by being with the people time stands still for....so much so you get shouted at by your mum for being late home for tea. remember those days when reality was a myth?
if you can go back to those times... you've found the way to deny reality right there.

for justice, freedom, and america

it is a firm belief of mine that fat people and pharmasutical companies are both the same in certain aspects:

they are both immoral and driven by greed! (you show me otherwise....)


fat people are immoral because they knowingly fill themselves up with heart clogging, waist expanding, anus filling, causing-under-tit-sweat.... food. by doing so, they allow a potential evil to set foot in their lives.... heart disease being just one of them... being ugly is another..

as a result of this gluttony, they cause stress and strain on the NHS which would otherwise be using their services to provide healthcare for those who arent fat bastards and need to be saved.


(oh and if you pin all the blame on that 'glandular' problem, thats fine..... but get your fat arse out of the line at KFC ffs...)

and obviously, they are both driven by greed coz one wants cash and the other wants dohnuts.



Question for the Day

in other news, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the most and 1 being the least), how sad is it to drink alone? post below!



well thats about it from me today, sports fans, but remember... santa's always watching, so make sure you comment or dont expect to wake up to any shoes tomorrow.


CIAO

all i needed was fight

if she reads this then good. ive just said what i needed to say to make you see how much im hurting inside.

to all those who dont know, im in love with beth ralph. for a few weeks now, ive been trying to adapt to the fact she has a very close male friend.... as you can tell this was not good for me. after i saw texts from these two i pointed out that this was not what i could deal with and i actually accused her of cheating on me with said friend. apparently i was wrong and i accept this..

later that week she did cheat on me with two different guys. i also accepted that this was more than i should have to deal with. i didnt walk away however because i do love her more than i could ever express in words. i brushed it asside.

however, the one thing my mind cannot get my head around is the closeness of beth and her friend. the reason: they have history and yet even though i am the boyfriend, she still flirts with him like they are going out with each other. i cant deal with it. if it's me being immature then fine, i am so so sorry and i cant tell you how much you dont deserve me.... but if it's not just me, then surly we should both have to adapt....

i'll stop yo-yo ing

hello to one and all.

i realise that recently ive been switching between a possitive blog and a negative blog almost alternately... well this ends. i will try to write in the best frame of mind possible at the time.

so in light of this, i'm absoluty chuffed that msn has got its act together and let my update my name :)
im kinda miffed that cadets was crap tonight, but on the upside, i get to go skiing next thursday so good good.
and finally, im catching up in IT which has been a bitch to me for WEEKS now... all starting to go right.

please, nothing ruin my friday, saturday or sunday? x
lew

wow.... :(

today has been my 'epic fail day'. im pretty sure we all have them, but mine seemed to be particularly epic....

i failed my driving test thanks to nerves which would have been subsided prior to my test if it hadnt have been for my instructor turning up 3 minutes AFTER the examiner had called my name....safe to say i didnt have the hours recommended lesson before commencing the test, and i subsiquently shat about 5 bricks as i started the engine finally... next time, my instructor is paying for my test.

also ive said something in the wrong way to someone i care about dearly, and i think ive hurt them somewhat... so if you somehow read this, i am so sorry, it didnt mean it to come out like that and i trust you completly and utterly.

now im feeling like a douche who should announce things AFTER i think about what to say, and im gutted. very very gutted, and very....unhappy