back from the brink of destruction and dispare, and here to do your mum once again..... yes, i have returned after yet another voyage of discovery.... and by god do i want to go again!
i went to Amport house, a moral leadership course/personal awareness course, where i was supposed to develope and control my moral leadership skills......
and enter the IRONY XD
me+morals=sit com
...if i could go on it again, the only thing i would change..... i'd take a condom....
also....on the train ride home, we all thought it a wonderfull idea to buy a 'cock ring' from on of the vending machines in one of the train stations......we only bought it to spark some contrivertial conversation, on the train, but only managed to succeed in making the elderly man behind me and Rhi, lean foreward slightly, every time he heard the words 'cock' and 'ring' in the same sentance..... strange bloke...
also, i am becoming aware that i have been using some scouser mannerisms apparently.... for the possible unintentional use of these.... i appologise profusly, in advance..... but tbh, they arent a bad bunch of people :P
ah well, its all good!
Thought Of The Day
what has been your greatest success to date?
Question Of The Day
what kind of pie is the one in 'American Pie'?
Heads-up Of The Day
frigging school.....god damn it..... and also, according to a couple of people, god is going to 'chastise me with a lightening bolt'....seriously, dont ask...
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XD
i lick your.... ice cream..... and you can lick my lollipop
Sunday, 11 October 2009
Sunday, 4 October 2009
that's what HE said! 2
A DEFINITION
welcome to the word: DOUCHEBAG
NOUN: a DOUCHEBAG:
1) an item for cleaning certain areas of a lady's anatomy
2) name of someone who is a less than a good person....ie.... 'you douchebag'
VERB:
to douche.....to clean an area of a lady's anatomy
ADJECTIVE:
describes a person with less than good character....ie....'you are a douchbag'
i hope this has helped you in some way to understand a common word. thank you for reading. i hope you have enjoyed. any ammendments, please comment on my ass....coz the face dont give a shit....unlike my ass.
CRA (as i cba)
made in taiwan, next to the condom that broke, leading to your conception and birth....sorry
welcome to the word: DOUCHEBAG
NOUN: a DOUCHEBAG:
1) an item for cleaning certain areas of a lady's anatomy
2) name of someone who is a less than a good person....ie.... 'you douchebag'
VERB:
to douche.....to clean an area of a lady's anatomy
ADJECTIVE:
describes a person with less than good character....ie....'you are a douchbag'
i hope this has helped you in some way to understand a common word. thank you for reading. i hope you have enjoyed. any ammendments, please comment on my ass....coz the face dont give a shit....unlike my ass.
CRA (as i cba)
made in taiwan, next to the condom that broke, leading to your conception and birth....sorry
Friday, 2 October 2009
the problem with..... part 16
decissions, decissions...
now, earlier this week, some of us made the executive decission to go out and get pissed at a birthday party.... we dont regret it because it was an awsome night.... HOWEVER, was there not a slight niggle of doubt as to wether it was REALLY the BEST idea to do it in the middle of the week? of course....and the reason?.... we were fucked for the next day....
t'was our choice though....we must stand by the fact some of us tried to get served at the bar even though we're underage (fuck yeah XD....guttin gwyn dude)
we must stand by our choices, good or bad....and here i see a problem..... we're only human, and we do (for some reason) make very occasional, monumentally-bad, cock-up's......bugger.
so what can we do?
* rectify the situation;....if there's time.
* stand by it;...... good or bad, happy or sad, drunk or sober, mellow or mad
and the main problem is, its hard to know exactly what to do after you make a decission.... nothing can do more than something, sometimes...
the important thing is not regretting your decissions, which often comes after difficult decissions..... but i can saftly say, i dont regret going to the party.....i dont even regret getting smashed, however i dont think it was wise....
LIVE AND LEARN
CRA
more thoughts/questions/headsups will be arriving next blog. for now, just sit back and be gratefull i dont write reams and reams of more crap.... see ya XD
now, earlier this week, some of us made the executive decission to go out and get pissed at a birthday party.... we dont regret it because it was an awsome night.... HOWEVER, was there not a slight niggle of doubt as to wether it was REALLY the BEST idea to do it in the middle of the week? of course....and the reason?.... we were fucked for the next day....
t'was our choice though....we must stand by the fact some of us tried to get served at the bar even though we're underage (fuck yeah XD....guttin gwyn dude)
we must stand by our choices, good or bad....and here i see a problem..... we're only human, and we do (for some reason) make very occasional, monumentally-bad, cock-up's......bugger.
so what can we do?
* rectify the situation;....if there's time.
* stand by it;...... good or bad, happy or sad, drunk or sober, mellow or mad
and the main problem is, its hard to know exactly what to do after you make a decission.... nothing can do more than something, sometimes...
the important thing is not regretting your decissions, which often comes after difficult decissions..... but i can saftly say, i dont regret going to the party.....i dont even regret getting smashed, however i dont think it was wise....
LIVE AND LEARN
CRA
more thoughts/questions/headsups will be arriving next blog. for now, just sit back and be gratefull i dont write reams and reams of more crap.... see ya XD
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
too too much....
firstly, happy birthday to xanthe and bethan....fantastic night last night and thanks again XD
secondly....dont ever let me drink like that again...... the whole, 'head under my jacket, asleep', look, doesnt really suit me, i feel....
so to news....and shit.....
even though i feel like someone's kicked me in all the right places, and i look like ive been dragged through a hedge backwards.... i feel like a dog with two dicks :) its been wicked to see everyone out and about at a party again.... ive really missed all the fun and action. really was a shame not everyone from our lil 'group' could go, which is why we need another party to recover from this one XD
me and leroy mendez will be organising something in the near future, with the intention of having a night to remember....for the right reasons too XP
i am truly rat-arsed still, so i'll do the rest of the blog in another one...
enjoy taking the piss :D
CRA X
secondly....dont ever let me drink like that again...... the whole, 'head under my jacket, asleep', look, doesnt really suit me, i feel....
so to news....and shit.....
even though i feel like someone's kicked me in all the right places, and i look like ive been dragged through a hedge backwards.... i feel like a dog with two dicks :) its been wicked to see everyone out and about at a party again.... ive really missed all the fun and action. really was a shame not everyone from our lil 'group' could go, which is why we need another party to recover from this one XD
me and leroy mendez will be organising something in the near future, with the intention of having a night to remember....for the right reasons too XP
i am truly rat-arsed still, so i'll do the rest of the blog in another one...
enjoy taking the piss :D
CRA X
Sunday, 27 September 2009
that's what HE said!
I AM A FUCKING GENIOUS!
nah, not really....i just love to see curse words in capitol letters, in the middle of a sentance which is, for all intense and purposes...... a blatent lie.
so hi again and welcome to another voyage of discovery into unknown and uncharted (and un-cared about) territory.
usually i talk a load of bollocks, and hopefully, today shall be no exception!
today i wanted to paruse the subject of the 'best day of my life'- thus far (i might add)...... so..... the best day of my life, didnt even occur in the day.....it was a lil night time sneak out with some people. all we did was meet up, sit down in a back alley and look up at the stars on a crisp november night.
it was cold. we huddled to keep warm. then, as we sat on the freezing tarmac, we looked up and saw shooting stars! how friggin cool was that! we just sat there, only for an hour or so, and watched the sky light up in sharp flashes of intense beauty.
nothing compared to that night.....appart from the other countless 'greatest moments of my life'- thus far (gora keep adding that)
---see....bollocks---
TFTD
have you ever even seen a sperm?
QFTD
what was your 'best day'....what did you do? who did you sleep with? how many prostitutes did u bang....phil? ;)
HUFTD
erm....school.... get your work done... get outa here
as i say every blog....
CRA XD
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nah, not really....i just love to see curse words in capitol letters, in the middle of a sentance which is, for all intense and purposes...... a blatent lie.
so hi again and welcome to another voyage of discovery into unknown and uncharted (and un-cared about) territory.
usually i talk a load of bollocks, and hopefully, today shall be no exception!
today i wanted to paruse the subject of the 'best day of my life'- thus far (i might add)...... so..... the best day of my life, didnt even occur in the day.....it was a lil night time sneak out with some people. all we did was meet up, sit down in a back alley and look up at the stars on a crisp november night.
it was cold. we huddled to keep warm. then, as we sat on the freezing tarmac, we looked up and saw shooting stars! how friggin cool was that! we just sat there, only for an hour or so, and watched the sky light up in sharp flashes of intense beauty.
nothing compared to that night.....appart from the other countless 'greatest moments of my life'- thus far (gora keep adding that)
---see....bollocks---
TFTD
have you ever even seen a sperm?
QFTD
what was your 'best day'....what did you do? who did you sleep with? how many prostitutes did u bang....phil? ;)
HUFTD
erm....school.... get your work done... get outa here
as i say every blog....
CRA XD
now available in 3 extra flavours! all chocolate
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